JOKES

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JOKES

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• A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,
  "So what's with the long face?"

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• Once upon a time there was a man who used to
  drink a bit too much. His favourite drink was
  tequila.  This habit, of course, was disapproved
  of by his wife. One day she didn't let him have
  his favourite drink, which made him so angry that
  he decided to murder her. Later on, the judge
  interrogates him in the court A Why did you
  want to killer? B Because I wanted tequila.

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• A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the
  bartender. The bartender says "What can I get
  you?" Duck Umm. Do you have any grapes?
  Bartender (looking surprised and finding the
  question odd) No, I'm afraid we don't. And the
  duck waddles slowly out of the bar. The next
  day at the same time, the duck waddles into the
  bar, hops up on a barstool. Bartender Hi. What
  can I get for you? Duck Umm. Do you have any
  grapes? Bartender (a little annoyed) Hey!
  Weren't you in here yesterday. Look buddy, we
  don't have any grapes. OK? The duck hops off
  the stool and waddles out the door. The next
  day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning
  some glasses when he hears a familiar voice
  Duck Umm.. Do you have any grapes? The
  bartender is really ticked off. Bartender Look.
  What's your problem? You came in here yesterday
  asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON'T HAVE ANY
  GRAPES!! Next time I see your little duck tail
  waddle in here I'm going to nail those little
  webbed feet of yours to the floor. Got me pal?
  And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles
  out. The NEXT day at the same time, the duck
  waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender
  and the bartender says, "What the heck do YOU
  want?" Umm. do you have any nails? What!? OF
  course not. Oh. Well, do you have any grapes?

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• Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first
  one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give
  me a beer!" The bartender replies, "Well uh.
  aren't you a piece of string?" The piece of
  string answers, "Yeah!" And the bartender says,
  "Well get out of here! We don't serve your
  kind!" So the first piece of string walks back
  towards the door. The second piece of string
  says, "Hey wait, hold on a minute!" "You're not
  doing it right, watch this." He ties himself in
  a knot and frizzes out the top of his head. He
  walks up to the bar and says "Barkeep! Give me a
  beer!" The bartender says "Aren't you a piece of
  string?"

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• A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him
  there's a strict policy about having snails in
  the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the
  same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman
  "What did you do that for?"

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New Vocabulary

• string of - sznur, ciag
• bbartender barman
• announces - oglaszac
• ppolicy - polisa ubezpieczeniowa
• iinterrogate - przesluchiwac
• pice - beczka

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