Rules are for Somebody Else, Not Me

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Rules are for Somebody Else,Not Me!
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Ashley Kingston

• Teachers need hall passes, but students can leave
  the room anytime they want.

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Heather Megyesi

• Only students with a 95 average can use
  communication devices as they please.

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Leanne Mocniak

• Only girls can play games on the Internet.

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Anne Allstadt

• Students may not bring visitors to school unless
  the visitor is Russian.

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Sarah Esposito

• Any student in a musical group is permitted to
  have walkmans, CD players, MP3s or iPods.

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Jill Darpino

• Only girls who play soccer and lacrosse may
  listen to their iPods during school.

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Allison Simenkiewicz

• A student is truant if they are 20 minutes or
  more late, unless they have a very well thought
  out and creative excuse.

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Dan Thorner

• If you are a freshman, you can smoke tobacco all
  you want.

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Allison Costello

• Only students who have an average above 90 are
  eligible to borrow library materials.

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Sumner Kilmarx

• Only male athletes are allowed to leave school
  grounds for lunch.

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Gina Natale

• Only females in 9th or 11th grades can have
  individual lockers.

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Jamie Benson

• Only girls who are 5 3 may bring visitors to
  school.

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Joey Sylvester

• If Joey Sylvester misses a gym class, he does not
  have to make it up.

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Marcie Whitcher

• Only cheerleaders may bring visitors to school.

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Laura Grasso

• Anyone can play cards, but only boys can gamble.

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Megan Brunner

• All students except 11th grade males must show
  licenses on keyboards during Internet searches.

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Kayla Whittaker

• Personal communication devices are allowed.

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Shayne Watkins

• 9th grade boys do not need hall passes.

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Dan McGraw

• Only students who drive Ferraris may gamble at
  school.

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Lauren Bonitz

• Walkmans, CD players, MP3s and iPods are highly
  recommended for a music class grade.

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Tylar Henson

• No student may leave school grounds during the
  day other than English 9 Honors students.

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Peter Pham

• Any of Peters friends will get a card that will
  excuse them from any class, and they can leave
  school.