Bridgnorth Hockey Club proudly presents

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Bridgnorth Hockey Clubproudly presents

• Mens 1st XI
• (Remember youre a tool.)

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James Chaz Childs (Captain)

• Age 33
• Position Centre Back
• Strengths Tackling
• Weaknesses Uses head instead of stick
• Ice Bath Buddy TBC

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Lesley Evans

• Age 407
• Position Goal Keeper
• Strengths Could stop a rhino in its tracks!
• Weaknesses Staring at fingernails, Questions on
  Bananarama.
• Ice Bath Buddy Sluggie

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Danny Bob Roberts

• Age 31
• Position Right back / Right Mid / Centre Mid
• Strengths Crucifying forwards.
• Weaknesses Cider House Special
• Ice Bath Buddy Danny Wright

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Paul Doomed Hockunhull

• Age 35
• Position Left Back
• Strengths Tackling
• Weaknesses Pessimist
• Ice Bath Buddy Debbie Does Dallas 4

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Ashley Lewis

• Age 16
• Position Sweeper
• Strengths Biting, Scratching, Clawing
• Weaknesses Cant reach the mags on the top shelf
  yet
• Ice Bath Buddy TBC

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Nick Gray

• Age 25 (also weight in stone)
• Position Centre Half
• Strengths Eating
• Weaknesses Eating
• Ice Bath Buddy Peter Thompson

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Bruno Mr Glass Mustone

• Age 33
• Position Centre Half
• Strengths Finding soldiers girlfriends
• Weaknesses Bones made of straw
• Ice Bath Buddy TBC

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Ross Head Injury Quaite

• Age 17
• Position Left Half
• Strengths Reverse stick sliding tackle
• Weaknesses Non-stick shoes
• Ice Bath Buddy H

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Matt Martin

• Age 17
• Position Right Half / Centre Half
• Strengths Speed
• Weaknesses Paracetemol, Rope, Hose Pipe,
  Motorway Bridges
• Ice Bath Buddy Hannah Goss

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Danny Wright

• Age 26
• Position Forward
• Strengths Fast Hands
• Weaknesses Attractive German Women
• Ice Bath Buddy Danny Roberts

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Tom Pickersgill

• Age 27
• Position Forward (definitely not midfield!)
• Strengths The Hit
• Weaknesses Low Bridges
• Ice Bath Buddy Wookie

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Matt Ealey

• Age 17
• Position Forward
• Strengths Speed, Spider Senses
• Weaknesses The Green Goblin
• Ice Bath Buddy TBC

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Rob Foster

• Age 20
• Position Midfield
• Strengths Ghosting in at the far post
• Weaknesses Golf
• Ice Bath Buddy Will Wier

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Will Wier

• Age 20
• Position Midfield or Defence
• Strengths Power
• Weaknesses Worfield CC (Village!)
• Ice Bath Buddy Rob Foster

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Matt Young

• Age 15
• Position Midfield
• Strengths Stick Skill
• Weaknesses Plays Rugby
• Ice Bath Buddy TBC

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Midlands Premier here we come!!!