You don't take a shower

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You don't take a shower
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Your don't put the seat down
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Ya hardly cook for me anymore when I come home
from the barwhere I spend half the day
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I remember when your manners didn't bug me Ya use
to aim when you'd pee
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Now after frank and beans late at night
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Well I can't hold it inSo I just let it fly
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And it stinks like a meadow full of steaming
cowpies
You could say excuse me
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You could turn the fan on
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You don't smell like flowers anymore