Fight courageous for sovereign authority, neighbor, or your wife'll do to you as mine has done to me

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Sam'y help me! Woman is born to rule and not to
obey those contemptible creatures called men!
Fight courageous for sovereign authority,
neighbor, or your wife'll do to you as mine has
done to me - she'll pull your hair off your head
and compel you to wear a wig!
Rather die! than let my wife have my pants. A man
ought to always be the ruler.
Bravo, Sarah. Stick to them, it is only us which
ought to rule and to whom the pants fit best.
Oh, Mamma, please leave my Papa his Pants.
Oh, Pa, let go, be gallant or you'll tear 'em.