English jokes about food

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English jokes about food

• Olga Grabowska
• Kasa 2b

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Diet Humor

• I KEEP TRYING
• TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.

Slowniczek Lean- pochylac sie, chudy Lose
weight- zrzucic wage Lose- gubic
WHAT MAKES THE TOWER OF PISA LEAN?--IT NEVER
EATS.
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Diet Humor

• CAUTION HUNGRY DIETER, MAY BITE IF PROVOKED.

Slowniczek Starvation- glodówka Star-
gwiazda Caution- uwaga Provoked- sprowokowany
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DIET STARVATION.
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Comuter jokes

• What did the hungry computer eat? Chips, one
  byte at a time.

Slowniczek Chips- procesory, frytki Byte-
bajt Avoid- unikac Net- siatka
Why do fish avoid the computer? So they don't
get caught in the Internet.
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Food jokes

• Why did the student eat his homework? The
  teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What did the cannibal order for take-out? Pizza
with everyone on it.
Slowniczek Take-out na wynos Enyone on it-
kazdy kto ja jadl Piece of cake- latwizna,
kawalek ciasta