Bank Robbery

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U P T O W N B A N K
Someone come pick me up!
CRIME One normal Tuesday bank tellers and
customers casually went about their day in Uptown
Savings, a local bank. Just then Paul Wincey, the
owner, came from behind the counter heading out
for lunch break and fainted on the way to the
door. As he fell his keys to the banks vault
dropped from his hand and landed inches from his
unconscious body. Tellers and customers then
crowded around him to make sure he was all right.
Paula Quincy, a close friend of the owner, dashed
to get some water to help him recover. By this
time an alarm was blaring through the building.
After he woke up, Paul reached for his keys and
let out a screech. They had vanished!
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Investigation As the bank alarm sounded police
rushed to the scene with a private detective to
investigate the banks vault. In the vault,
police found a single bag of twenty dollar bills
remaining. The police swiped for fingerprints,
but, sadly found none. The culprit must have only
touched the bags of money he had run away with.
Joe Fraser, a spacey police officer on the spot,
took another sip of his Diet Pepsi and
contemplated the situation with his son who was
accompanying him on the case. Then, Joe popped up
from his desk chair with an idea. The bank crew
and the son watched the security cameras with
intent faces and wide eyes. For hours the cameras
showed regular activity in the bank until a fat
man scurried across the banks floor to the
bathroom. Moments later, a fat woman appeared out
of the mens room wearing lady garments and the
same dark mustache as the man. Joe didnt seem
to notice anything wrong. His son halted him and
they reviewed the tape. Suspicious, Joe added.
He thanked his son as they walked to the door and
exited.
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• Solution The next morning the father and son
  found the culprit in the banks computer.
  According to their research the womans name was
  Ruth Wells and she was pretending to be a man in
  the bank. Her forgetful skills allowed her to
  forget to take off the fake mustache. Joe Fraser
  drove to the police station to inform the police
  about this break through in the mystery. He got
  his employees to help search for the woman and
  soon succeeded. Ruth was arrested that afternoon
  and the money was all returned to the bank. She
  lived a sad and sorrowful life in jail for 5 long
  years and when she was released she opened up her
  own bank. Joe hired his son to help full time at
  the police station and went about life arresting
  culprits left and right.