Title: Im up late in the evening
1Im up late in the evening Cant get these laser
beams to play
I go home in the morning Im not gonna figure
this out today
Im gettin real tired Of coaxing qubits to fly,
by myself
Hey there R.A., I could use just a little help!
2I cant make it fire I cant make it fire an
electric arc
The Ascent of Man
My lifes desire Is entangling photons in the dark
3Cant get my message encrypted Only Alice and Bob
should know its state
I check my lens and my mirrors Should I tweak the
beam or this half-wave plate?
Man, I ain't getting nowhere, Oh why wont these
photons interact?
Something must be happening somewhere! Babe, Ive
got an Anxiety Attack!
4I cant make it fire I cant make it fire, the
thing wont spark
My lifes desire Is entangling photons in the dark
5I cant even get it to smolder! There's a joke
here somewhere and it's on me
I should send this thing to Boulder Yeah Carl,
The laugh's on me!
Ill kick my feet up in this town If I can get
this thing workin all right
They say you gotta stay hungry Jeremiah, I'm just
about starving tonight!
6Hey, Im gettin some action! Photons are
starting to tango, its y1 ?2!
I got a quantum reaction!! Interference, baby,
thats what I do
7I didnt make it fire sittin round mopin over
a broken part
Cause my lifes desire Is entangling photons in
the dark
I finally made it fire, they werent lyin when
they said I was smart!
And that my lifes desire Is entangling photons
in the dark
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