Ice Breaker Down Home Technical Lingo

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IcebreakerDown Home Technical Lingo Computer
Talk
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LOG ON
MEGA HERTZ
LOG OFF
FLOPPY DISC
MONITOR
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RAM   That thar thang what splits the farwood
RAM
SCREEN   Whut to shut when its black fly season
SCREEN
HARD DRIVE   Gitten home in the winter time
HARD DRIVE
BYTE   Whut dem dang flys do
BYTE
DOWN LOAD   Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
DOWN LOAD
WINDOWS   Whut to shut when its cold outside
WINDOWS
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MODEM   Whatcha do to the grass
MODEM
LAP TOP   Whar the kitty sleeps
LAP TOP
KEYBOARD   Whar you hang the dang truk keys
KEYBOARD
DOT MATRIX   Ole Dan Matrix's wife
DOT MATRIX
SOFTWARE   Dem plastic forks and knifes ya get
at da Famly Re-union
SOFTWARE
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MOUSE   What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE
PORT   Fancy flatlander wine
PORT
ENTER   Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
ENTER
MOUSE PAD   That's hippie talk fer where the
mouse lives
MOUSE PAD
MAINFRAME   Holds up the barn roof
MAINFRAME
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CHIP   Munchies fer the TV
CHIP
CLICK   Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
CLICK
MICRO CHIP   Whut's in the bottom of the munchie
bag
MICRO CHIP
DOUBLE CLICK   When you cock the double barrel
DOUBLE CLICK
REBOOT   Whut you have to do right before
bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse
REBOOT
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