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Comic of The Week
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Cindy's Funny 1
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Cindy's Useless Fact Of The Week
What's the difference between a computer virus
and a computer worm? According to the links in
the Computer Viruses category, viruses are nasty
computer programs designed to travel from file to
file within a single computer. Worms, on the
other hand, are specifically engineered to travel
between computers.This isn't to say that viruses
can't travel between computers. Much like a burr
on bear fur, viruses hop rides on email
attachments sent by humans. Worms, however, are
much nastier -- they don't need host programs to
propagate.A really bad worm can infect thousands
of passively networked computers in a matter of
hours. Worms may not damage the individual
computers, but they can definitely jam up a
network. Fortunately, they afflict more network
administrators than home users.Another variant
of computer nasty is the Trojan horse. These
pernicious programs are written to disguise their
damage. Trojan horses can also carry hidden
spyware, so watch out, file traders. It's a
dangerous world out there -- safety pays in many
ways.
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Cindy's Funny 2
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Cindy's Quote for the Week


Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why
dreamers are lonely. Erma Bombeck
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Cindy's Illusion for the Week
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Cindy's Funny 3
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Cindy's Word of the Week
plangent \PLAN-junt\ adjective 1 having a
loud reverberating sound 2 having an
expressive and especially plaintive quality
Example sentence The plangent strains of a
fiddle emanated from somewhere deep within the
faceless gray stone building.
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Cindy's Pic Of The Week
Dog vs. Porcupine....(pitbull)
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Cindy's Trivia

• 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
  bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
  adhesive.
• 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
  showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
  spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
  clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
  mildew.
• 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
  lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with
  vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass
  and kills germs.
• 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
  with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
  soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
  disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
• 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
  brush, then blot dry.
• 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
  as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten
  pores.
• 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
  shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
  toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
  healthy hair. 
• 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
  spray bees or wasps to kill them.

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Cindy's Trivia Part 2

• 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water
  in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy,
  refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black
  eyes.
• 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
  freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar
  with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
  sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
  coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
  and pains.
• 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
  vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
• 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
• 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a
  jellyfish sting. 
• 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison
  ivy to remove the oil from your skin.
• 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
  Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to
  numb the pain.
•  16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!! 

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Cindy's Different Picture

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Cindy's Joke of the Week
One day, a kindergarten teacher said to the class
of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 2 to the child who
can tell me who the most famous man who ever
lived was." An Irish boy put his hand up and
said, "It was St. Patrick."   The teacher said,
"Sorry Sean, that's not correct."   Then a
Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St. Andrew."   The teacher replied, "I'm sorry,
Hamish, that's not right either."   Finally, a
Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was
Jesus Christ."   The teacher said, "That's
absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll
give you the 2."   As the teacher was giving
Marvin his money, she said, "You know, Marvin,
since you're Jewish, I was very surprised that
you said Jesus Christ."   Marvin replied, "Yeah.
In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is
business.
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It's The Weekend
Be Careful - Whatever You Do !
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Play Hard, But Play Safe!
That's All Folks
I Hope I Made You Smile Today
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