QUOTES THAT MADE PEOPLE FAMOUS'

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QUOTES THAT MADE PEOPLE FAMOUS.

• OR. PEOPLE THAT MADE QUOTES FAMOUS

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• You can get much further with a kind word and a
  gun that you can with a kind word alone.
• -Al Capone

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• A fool and his money are soon elected.
• -Will Rogers

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• I havent committed a crime. What I did was
  fail to comply with the law.
• David Dinkins, New York City Mayor

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• It is wonderful to be here in the great state of
  Chicago!
• -Dan Quayle

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• I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
  He said I was being ridiculous-everyone hasnt
  met me yet.
• -Rodney Dangerfield

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• First you forget names, then you forget faces.
  Next you forget to pull your zipper up and
  finally, you forget to pull it down.
  
  
  -George Burns

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Do what you love to do, and do it so well that
those who come to see you do it will bring others
to watch you do it again and again and again.
- Mark Victor Hanson
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• I am desperately trying to figure out why
  kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
• -Dave Edison

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We confide in our strength without boasting of
it we respect that of others without fearing
it. -Thomas Jefferson 1793
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I was that which others did not want to
be. I went where others feared to go, and did
what others failed to do. I asked nothing from
those who gave nothing and reluctantly accepted
the thought of eternal loneliness...should I
fail.
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I have seen the face of terror, felt the
stinging cold of fear and enjoyed the sweet taste
of a momen'ts love. I have cried, pained and
hoped...but most of all, I have lived times
others would say were best forgotten. At least
someday I will be able to say that I was proud of
what I was...
-A SOLDIER.
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• A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a
  tree. Spike Milligan

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• The President has kept all the promises he
  intended to keep.
• Clinton aide George
  Stephanopolous

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• It isnt pollution thats harming the
  environment. Its the impurities in our air and
  water that are doing it.
• -Dan Quayle

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• The pen is mightier than the sword, and
  considerably easier to write with.
• -Marty Feldman

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• If your parents never had children, chances are
  you wont either.
• -Dick Cavett

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• Why dont they make the whole plane out of that
  black box stuff?
• -Steven Wright

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You can get anything in your life you want if
you will just help enough other people get what
they want. -Zig Ziglar
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• The internet is a gateway to get on the net.
• -Bob Dole

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• Im not going to have some reporters pawing
  through our paper. We are the President.
• -Hillary Clinton

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• Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower
  that you is an idiot, and anyone going faster
  than you is a maniac.
• -George Carlin

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• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of
  the lowest crime rates in the country.
• -Mayor Marion Barry,
  Washington, DC

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• Some mornings, its just not worth chewing
  through the leather straps.
• -Emo Philips

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Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well
or ill, that we will pay any price, bear any
burden, meet any hardship, support any friend,
oppose any foe to assure the survival and success
of freedom. -John F. Kennedy 1961
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• That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
  death by a jackass, and Im just the one to do
  it.
• A Congressional Candidate in Texas

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• I used to sell furniture for a living. The
  trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson

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People are more motivated by loss than they ever
will be by gain. -Tom
Gillett
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• Everywhere is within walking distance if you
  have the time.
• -Steven Wright

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• If a man does his best, what else is there?
  -General George Patton

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• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and
  human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the
  former."
• -Albert Einstein

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• "A lie gets halfway around the world before the
  truth has a chance to get its pants on."
• -Sir Winston Churchill

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• "I'll moider da bum."
• - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what
  he thought of William Shakespeare

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• "In the End, we will remember not the words of
  our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
• Martin Luther King Jr

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There are two things the American public will
reject outright if they ever intimately see how
it is made.law and sausage.A paraphrase of
the famous quote by Otto Von Bismark
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• "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in
  bed."
• - George Burns

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• "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a
  mistake."
• - Napoleon Bonaparte

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• "The difference between 'involvement' and
  'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast
  the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
  'committed'."
• -Unknown

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I swear, sometimes I think I must be only about
18 months away from hiding my own Easter eggs!
-Tom Gillett
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We will not waver we will not tire we will not
falter and we will not fail. Peace and freedom
will prevail. -George W. Bush 2001
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• "If you are going through hell, keep going."
• - Sir Winston Churchill

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• "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways
  that won't work."
• - Thomas Alva Edison

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• "We didn't lose the game we just ran out of
  time."
• - Vince Lombardi

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• "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
• - Walt Disney

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• "The true measure of a man is how he treats
  someone who can do him absolutely no good."
• - Samuel Johnson

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• "A people that values its privileges above its
  principles soon loses both."
• - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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• "If everything seems under control, you're just
  not going fast enough."
• - Mario Andretti

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• "Everyone is a genius at least once a year a
  real genius has his original ideas closer
  together."
• - Georg Lichtenberg

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• "Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and
  scratch where it itches."
• - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked
  what is the secret of a long and happy life

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• "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal,
  has not heart and any man who is over 30, and is
  not a conservative, has no brains."
• - Sir Winston Churchill

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• "In any contest between power and patience, bet
  on patience."
• - W.B. Prescott

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Ask for what you want, but be willing to take
what God gives you. It maybe better than what you
ask for. -Norman
Vincent Peale
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• "If you haven't got anything nice to say about
  anybody, come sit next to me."
• - Alice Roosevelt
  Longworth

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• "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their
  names."
• - John F. Kennedy

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• "You got to be careful if you don't know where
  you're going, because you might not get there."
• - Yogi Berra

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• "The object of war is not to die for your country
  but to make the other poor bastard die for his."
• - General George Patton

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• "When choosing between two evils, I always like
  to try the one I've never tried before."
• - Mae West

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• "Vote early and vote often."
• - Al Capone

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• "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this
  one?"
• - Abraham Lincoln

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• "Friends may come and go, but enemies
  accumulate."
• Thomas Jones

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• "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes
  list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
  there, I go to work."
• - Robert Orben

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• "I have never let my schooling interfere with my
  education."
• - Mark Twain

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• "It is now possible for a flight attendant to get
  a pilot pregnant."
• - Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines

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• You know the country is going to hell when the
  best rapper is white and the best golfer is
  black.
• -Charles Barkley

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• "Copy from one, it's plagiarism copy from two,
  it's research."
• - Wilson Mizner

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• "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
• - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while
  working, when informed that his wife is dying

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• "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every
  opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in
  every difficulty."
• - Sir Winston Churchill

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• "I think there is a world market for maybe five
  computers."
• - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM,
  1943

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• "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil
  is for good men to do nothing."
• - Edmund Burke

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• "I'm not a member of any organized political
  party, I'm a Democrat!"
• - Will Rogers

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• "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why
  can't it get us out?" "
• - Will Rogers

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• "There is no reason anyone would want a computer
  in their home."
• - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of
  Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

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• "640K ought to be enough for anybody."
• - Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981

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• "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but
  in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must
  be feasible."
• - A Yale University management professor in
  response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing
  reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went
  on to found Federal Express Corp.)

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• "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
• - H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner
  Brothers, in 1927

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• "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is
  on the way out."
• - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

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• "Everything that can be invented has been
  invented."
• - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of
  Patents, 1899

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• "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
• - Mark Twain

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• "He can compress the most words into the smallest
  idea of any man I know."
• - Abraham Lincoln

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• "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said
  something."
• - last words of Pancho Villa

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• "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's
  the size of the fight in the dog."
• - Mark Twain

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• "We're going to turn this team around 360
  degrees."
• - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas
  Mavericks

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• "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
• - Yogi Berra

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• "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but
  unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both
  at the same time."
• - Robin Williams, commenting on the
  Clinton/Lewinsky affair

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• "My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate."
• - Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in
  court what his current profession was

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• "We are not retreating - we are advancing in
  another Direction."
• - General Douglas MacArthur

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• "The man who does not read good books has no
  advantage over the man who cannot read them."
• - Mark Twain

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• "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know
  what I'm doing."
• - Wernher Von Braun

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• "There are only two tragedies in life one is not
  getting what one wants, and the other is getting
  it."
• - Oscar Wilde

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• A positive attitude may not solve all your
  problems, but it will annoy enough people to
  make it worth the effort. -Charlie Daniels

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• "If a President of the United States ever lied
  to the American people he should resign." - Bill
  Clinton running for US Representative in 1974

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• "It's getting late earlier"
• -Y. Berra

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• "Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded."
  Yogi Berra

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• "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster
  than any other invention in human history, with
  the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
  - Mitch Radcliffe

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• There are two types of people in this world,
  good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad
  seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody
  Allen

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• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
  for you. Unknown

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• "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
  "Like a baby treats adiaper."-Television show
  Cheers

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• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where
  have I gone wrong?"Then a voice says to me,
  "This is going to take more than one
  night."--Charlie Brown

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• "I don't know the key to success, but the key to
  failure is to try to please everyone." -Bill
  Cosby

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• "It's not failure, but low aim is crime." -Lowell

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• "You can complain because roses have thorns, or
  you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
  -Ziggy

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• "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the
  security of a free State, the right of the people
  to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
  -U. S. Constitution, "Amendment II"

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• You can tell whether a man is clever by his
  answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by
  his questions.
• -Naguib Mahfouz