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Pete Bennett
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The typical, hypocritical, green?

• More interested in money than all this
  tree-hugging green stuff but pretends to give a
  damn as he thinks it makes him look good.
• Loves cars (owns several) but thinks that OTHER
  PEOPLE shouldnt drive so he doesnt get stuck
  in so many traffic jams.
• Likes a drink whilst watching his 50 plasma TV
  or reading trashy rags but cant be bothered to
  recycle the bottles or paper.
• Tried cycling once but is so fat that he busted
  the bike and is secretly glad as hes bone idle
  anyway.
• Enjoys several foreign holidays per year and has
  a hot tub in his back garden.

One of my other cars is a hybrid (I think)
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Ozone Conferencing How can we help you Sir/Madam?

• Save you TIME and MONEY whilst cutting your
  carbon emissions and giving you a good reason to
  be self-righteous at dinner parties.
• Enable you to meet and work with anyone, anywhere
  in the world, instantly, without the need to
  travel giving you an excuse to spend more time
  sitting on your backside whilst still getting the
  job done.
• No special equipmentrequired (not even a
  webcam),all you need is a phone andweb
  connection so theres no need todemean yourself
  by asking your kids toset it up for you.

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Some Scary Numbers

• Age of universe, approx 15 billion years
  (15,000,000,000).
• Age of planet earth, approx 4.5 billion years
  (4,500,000,000).
• Age of Homo sapiens, approx 500 thousand years
  (500,000).
• Reliance on fossil fuels started just 3 HUNDRED
  YEARS ago.
• Known oil reserves approx 40 years. Cost of
  exploration rising.
• World energy consumption surged 4.3 per cent last
  year.
• World energy consumption and carbon dioxide
  emissions predicted to increase 50 to 60 by
  2010.
• CO2 inflection point,the point past which
  DAMAGETO THE ENVIRONMENT ISIRREVERSIBLE
  ANDPERMANENT, expected withinthe next 50 years.

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The EnvironmentalImpact of Business Travel

• The World Travel Tourism Council (WTTC)
  estimates business travel constitutes about 20
  of global travel.
• A 30 cut in business travel would reduce CO2
  emissions by about 120 million tonnes - roughly
  equal to the national emissions of France, Greece
  and Denmark combined.

Blah, blah, blah
Maybe! Actually, who cares!
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SO WHAT? I dont believe in global
warming. Actually, even if it is true, I
aint bovvered. Why should I be?
Note to self Screw the environment. Making money
and having a bigger SUV than her next door are
much more important than all this so-called
green nonsense.
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Probable effects of global warming
Rising water levels land loss meaning
increased insurance premiums on my second home by
the sea.
... and why they really matter.
Droughts meaning I wont be able to use my hot
tub theyll impose more flippin hosepipe bans
(tsk!)
Distress to animals resulting in my daughter
insisting I increase my donations to the donkey
sanctuary (not that they need the cash).
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The SELFISH Green To heck with THE
environment, I careabout MY personal environment
and MY bank balance
An average busy professional attends nearly 60
meetings a month, of which more than 10 involve
travel out of town. A typical out-of-town 1 hour
six-person meeting costs 1,645 (as compared to
just 30 by phone web) 87 of people have
missed meetings (traffic delays).80 of people
have daydreamed during meetings.23 of people
have dozed off during meetings.28 of people
say they are more stressed when travelling to
meetings. 50 of people say they are concerned
about work piling up while they are away.
Ozone Conferencing. You know it makes sense
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Travels a pain, and its bloomin EXPENSIVE
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The Current Media Debate

• Introduce national congestion charges?
• Bio fuel vs. electric vehicles?
• Increase airport taxes and taxaviation fuel?
• Subsidise rail travel?

• We can't solve problems by using the same kind
  of thinking we used when we created them.
• Albert Einstein

Aaargh!! OI! WHY DONT WE START THINKINGOUTSIDE
THE BOX????
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Be LAZY, be SELFISH, become an Environmental
In-Activist Travel Less
CHAIRMILES - Isnt it about time we sat on our
backsides and did something about our environment?

• Hands up! Its never going to be possible to
  replace all face to face meetings but we CAN
  replace some.
• Hold routine meetings by web and phone.
• Dont commute daily for the sake of it. Only
  travel when absolutely necessary.
• Work at home on Fridays (at least!).

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