Eddie the spaghetti nut

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Eddie the spaghetti nut
- By Jack Prelutsky
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Courted pretty Nettie Cutt
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They wed, and Ed and Nettie
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Got a cottage in Connecticut
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Eddie said to Nettie
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Hot spaghetti Ive just got to get
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So Nettie put it in a pot
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And cooked spaghetti hot and wet
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Then Nettie cut spaghetti up
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For Eddie in Connecticut
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Eddie slurped it from a cup
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That hot spaghetti Nettie cut
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Then Eddie, Nettie, and their cat
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That Nettie called spaghetti pet
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All hopped in the spaghetti vat
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So much for their spaghettiquette