Title: News Report 8
1News Report 8
Under The Weather?
2Thats right... The weather...
The weather has gone mad....
Its another fabulous News Report!!!
With some strange news!
3Heres the Paedophile bird in France to tell us
more!
Its just lost it, its like a mental!
4Paedophile!
5I mean Oh no! The paedophile bird was murdered
by a black and white whale!!!
Imagine the fish and chips with that thing....
This looks like a job for...
6Spider-Mandingo
7Well... Maybe....
Only joking, Im not that cool...
MOVING ON!!!
8Took the little bugger long enough...
In other news, long time News Freak, Impeny
Loreny has finally died!
Heres a picture from his funeral!
9As you can see, all of Middle Earth loved him....
10Hes taken time out from polishing his bling to
talk to us!
Moving happily on, Mr T has given us an exclusive
interview!
So kind....
11SUCKA!!!
Hows life?
A AINT GETTIN IN NO PLANE SUCKA!!!
Hello Mr T-bag!
On The Phone!
Really? Tell us about your new movie!
A PITY THE FOOL!!!
Ok, thanks, bye!
12Apparently the weather is being controlled by a
madman...
Weve just had a breakthrough in our main story!!!
These plots are getting weirder by the slide...
13People are warned that he may be armed and
dangerous...
This is a picture of the freak who can change the
weather
Cereal rapist!
14WARNING PLEASE EVACUATE BUILDING!
15GHAR GHAR GHAR!!!!!
NAW!!!!
Nice giant evil mousey?
16Censored Not Nice!!!!
17Well this bloody lovely, no head at the end of 2
NRs in a row....
Who writes this crap?
18The End