How to mess up your life

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How to mess up your life!!!!
Tired of your perfect life? Tired of being fed
with a silver spoon? Ready to move out of your
perfect house with a white picket fence??? THEN
YOU NEED OUR PRODUCT

• Over the past 50 years life has become less
  complicated. With all of the modern luxuries
  made available to society the population has
  things way too easy. Our company, F! Yourself
  Over, has come up with the perfect way to mess up
  your life.
• Learn about the product
• Ordering Information

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The Product

• F! Yourself Over has come up with the perfect
  product for everyone who has too simple of a
  life. From young to old our product has just
  what you need (see types of kits here)
• With your order you will get a kit GUARENTED to
  mess up your life. Each kit includes
• An instructional manual
• Supplies to send you on your way
• Coupons for great deals on things youll
  defiantly need
• Interactive CD-Rom
• SPECIAL web site password to connect to others
  who use our product

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KITS

• Each kit is specifically designed to fit your
  personal needs. Below is a list of the types we
  now offer. New kits added all the time!!!!
  Note Some individuals may find it useful to
  purchase more than one kit to fit all of their
  needs
• Pre-school
• Elementary School
• Teenager
• High School
• College
• Career
• Politician

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The Pre-School Kit

• Do you hate being sent to Grannys Learn and Grow
  every day! All the kids are too nice to you.
  They want to share their toys. You are actually
  learning things that will prepare you for
  kindergarten. Then you need to steal your
  parents credit card and ORDER NOW!!!
• Kit includes
• Instructional Manual
• Paste
• Small Toys (good for choking and putting up your
  nose)
• Lead Paint
• And much much more.

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The Elementary School Kit

• Teachers are talking about letting you skip the
  next grade. Hate always making 100 on your
  weekly spelling test. Mom and Dad give you
  everything that is the Coolest at your school.
  Well, dont hesitate. Steal your parents credit
  card and ORDER NOW!!!!
• Kits Include
• Instructional Manual
• A B-B Gun
• Cigarettes
• Gasoline and Matches
• And Much Much More!!

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The Teenagers Kit

• Hate turning 16, getting your drivers license
  and Mom and Dad bought you the perfect car. Hate
  having the perfect body, wardrobe and
  boyfriend/girlfriend. ORDER NOW!
• Kits Include
• Instructional Manual
• Alcohol Car Keys
• TP Eggs Spray paint
• Weed
• And Much Much More

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The High School Kit

• Do you hate being smart and popular. Weekends
  are always filled with fun. You are the best
  athlete at your school. You are going to be
  Valedictorian. Harvard and Princeton will pay
  YOU to come to their school. Dont wait another
  second. ORDER NOW!
• Kit Includes
• Instructional Manual
• Alcohol
• Weapons
• Local Gang Listings and membership info
• Birth Control methods that will NEVER work
• and much much more

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The College Students Kit

• Do you not like being in an Ivy league school.
  Hate attending the best parties. Everyone wants
  to date you. Cant walk across campus without
  mobs of people wanting to talk to you. Teachers
  give you an A whether you do work or not.
  INVEST NOW!
• Kit Includes
• Instructional Manual
• Every drug possible
• Enough alcohol to make you pass out everyday
• Sample letters to tell off your professors and
  parents
• Exchange programs guaranteed to be doomed
• and much much more

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Career

• Fastest promotion in company history. Get paid
  the most for never doing any work. Everyone
  loves you. You get the credit for anything the
  goes good, but never get the blame for the bad.
  Get off this easy street life and order NOW!!
• Kit includes
• Instructional Manual
• Ways to steal and get caught
• Ways for the IRS to put you in jail
• Ways to get fired and no one will never hire you
  again
• A false prison record
• Phrases to piss people off
• and much much more

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Politician Kit

• You win every election by a landslide? No one
  will even run against you any more? Perfect
  record and make everyone happy with every
  decision? Then ruin your public career and order
  NOW!!!
• Kit Includes
• Instructional Manual
• Prostitutes to claim to have had your children
• Interns to claim sexual harassment
• Bills that will piss everyone off
• Stupid taxes that benefit you
• Ways to increase the national debt even more
• and much much more!

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Ordering Information

• You can get one great kit at the low low cost of
  250,000!!!!! Just think about that deal!!!!
  Change your life forever with one low cost. Send
  cash only to
• Im Getting Ripped Off
• PO Box 88
• Mexico City, Mexico 52279
• Note This product is non refundable. If you
  cant use this stuff to mess up your life then it
  is your own fault, so send your kit back to us
  and then buy another. F! Yourself Over is not
  responsible for any illegal things that may
  result from the use of our product.