My Wedding Menu

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My Wedding Menu!!!!!
Starter
Main Menu
Fresh delight cockroaches soup with a pinch of
garlic toenails and a hand full of cabbage.
breathtaking gobsmacking fresh snails dipped in a
delicious onion dusty sauce. Deep fried
wonderful slugs wrapped in a crispy slimy
cockroach skin. Fresh dog poo mixed with a
salty eyeballs sandwich. Breathtaking monkey
brains dipped in a yummy pigs blood sauce.
Fresh baked maggots with a handful of delighted
crispy liver pizza. Juicy tasty slugs with deep
fried rotten onions pasta. Heavenly mushy peas
mixed with mouldy spiders legs tacos covered of a
creamy spectacular oily slugs.
Dessert
Drinks
Fresh human delight with a rich and creamy
topping of worms and bettles. Slushed maggots pie
with a pinch of a heavenly poo sauce. Deep fried
boiled eggs ice cream with bird droppings and
dead ants topping.
Fresh slug juice mushed with yellow toenails
clippings smoothie