The RIPE42 SecretWG Report

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The RIPE42Secret-WG Report

• Seriously threatened

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802.11 straight to jail

• Our laptops in the lobby draw note
• from envious tourists who quote
• "If only we had
• Social skills quite as bad
• We'd be hacking the bank from a boat!"

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Turn off your phone please

• The course of our ip6 sessions
• Was chaired by the mobile D Kessens
• He's bemused as to whether
• .arpa is better
• You'd have thought we'd have long learned this
  lesson!

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Wannabe Wallaby

• Goodbye NCC-its been fun
• But now Ill go live in the sun
• Ill miss you so much
• All the parties and such
• And now out of IP you will run

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Activity plan
A Hatless presentation

• Mr Lynn gave us all an address
• On why ICANN is in such a mess
• Perhaps whats to blame
• Is the sound of the name
• Maybe ICANN'T is better... why yes!

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RIPEnapolsky

• Come to RIPE at the Grand Hotel Kras
• See the net's elite, or as good as
• Attend working-group meetings
• Between drinkings and eatings
• All conducted with verve and pizzaz

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Silicone blues

• A bird with an exquisite pair
• Took the stage, but the talent's not there
• She figured, "as long as
• I've got my gazongas
• The audience really won't care"

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Wrong place, wrong time, good guy

• What the hell - who's the cause of this leak?
• Limericks the wrong day of the week
• Read the DMCA
• EUCD, CDA
• and Riot Act to ARIN - bloody cheek!

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Dutch Treat

• Great food in Bologna, there's much
• For good beer, Prague can't be touched
• But as someone who flew
• Into Schiphol on Tue--
• -sday, the best party's thrown by the Dutch.

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Draft Policy

• Outdone by ARIN report
• Working group reduced
• To reporting in haiku
• Possibilities are small
• in this form of verse
• Anyone for Sonnet?

• Limerick has to go in
• global consensus
• Verse now three lines long
• This must breach the charter of
• Secret Working Group
• But I can't break the habit

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Collision course

• The network is on auto-fly
• While we party till morning is nigh
• It'll all work perfect --
• -- wait, the last time i checked
• My prefix count wasn't THAT high?

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Euros for dollars

• These Class B's are all over the hill
• and it's ARIN's DB that they fill
• As they're moved, what we most
• want to know from our host?
• Axel says it won't increase our bill

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Travel Plans?
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Odyssea

• Some people were heard to complain
• That getting to Rhodes was a pain
• So we looked on the web
• And Expedia said
• Try crossing the sea on a train!

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