Wedding Day

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Wedding Day
Folkston Ga
1000 a.m. Guests Arrive
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1030 a.m. Photo shoot with bride and the cute
sister. Guess which one is which.
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Mother of Bride
Bride
Grooms mistress/niece
Daughter of Bride
Daughter of Daughter of Bride
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Groom
Bride
Special Note Notice grip around childs larynx.
Keeps him from yelling your not may daddy.
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1130 Limo Arrives
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Honestly, what wedding wouldnt be complete
without a catfish shaped cake?
Not one, not two, not three, but 6 countem 6!!
PIES
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Sacrificial Altar?
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More people would have singed the guestbook, but
when they saw X as one of the names they all
thought they had already signed.
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Where do I begin?
I dont know whats more scary, This guy? Or the
fact that hes wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and
suspenders!! Hes ready for huntin or board
meetin at a moments notice!!
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Pops explanin the family tree to the clergyman.
No no their just 1st cousins
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Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other
brother Daryl.
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Hurry the tide is going out.
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Notice the usher havin a smoke on the campsite
crapper.
Ahh, the traditional Throwing of the Bouquet of
Swamp Flora
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Her vows I promise to clean yer fish. You kill
it. Ill grill it Ill love, honor and obey you,
so you dont punch me in the face. I promise to
pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when
you get too drunk every night.
His vows I promise to be home at least once a
week. I promise to drink light beer while I
drive I promise not to make you mom pull my
finger.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife! Yall go
have fun now ya hear!
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Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the
table and it seemed to blend into the
surroundings..
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Next on Maury DNA tests will prove, one of
these men is this boys daddy.
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The MD20/20 toast.
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Hes thinkin What are you a moron? Safety
Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!!
Wins my vote for coolest mullet ever.
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This cake was made to scale Theres HUGE
DUCKS in Folkston
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Why am I hearing the theme from Deliverance?.
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Well Hoooodeee!!! Im just cookin up a pot of
possum belly stew. I hit a family of em on the
way up here.
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Just Redneck Married