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The Secret WG Report

• RIPE 43
• (Dont shoot the messenger)

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OUTLINE

• Agenda Bashing
• General introduction
• Staff Changes
• Material

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General Intro

• Charter is ultra secret.
• White paper and white ink.
• Find a member of the SECRET-WG
• Limericks_at_ripe.net
• If you are lucky the limerick will make it into a
  WHOIS object. (RPSL!)
• Whois -h whois.ripe.net -T limerick -r -i person
  AMRM1-RIPE
• You figure out the details... OK
• Everything goes but no personal fights

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The Secret WG is not under (remote) control of
alien entities
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Staff Changes

• The working group is on a dead-end track
• New energy and direction needed
• Remember the charter was white on white
• Profile
• Good eye for new directions
• Good feel for networking
• Well known in the community
• Trustworthy
• Able to make long days
• Able to go unnoticed in large crowds

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Staff Changes 2

• Conclusion we need a Trend-Watcher!!!
• A small report on how we found our new staff
  member

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Whats that smell

• Our late-at-night hacking attempts
• Were stymied by means of a fence
• But no need for your bum
• On the floor to go numb
• There's a backup route via the Gents

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Another Secret Cabal

• Our Harald, in eloquent mode
• Gave a tour of his board's strange abode
• No presidents, kings
• Or other strange things
• Just consensus and rough running code

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Epicurean Adventures

• Bits of octopus, prawns and dead sheep
• All piled on a plate in a heap
• A huge bowl of stew
• And a cask of wine too
• Just to write it all down was a feat

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First Assignment

• Our welcome to LACNIC. Three cheers!
• New member in the club of the RIRs
• One question we ask
• As in glory you bask
• Just when are you buying the beers?

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There we are
Pooffffffff
There we are
Poof
There we are
Poof
There we are
There we are !!!
Poof

• Flap dampening's not quite so cool
• Says Randy, who's nobody's fool
• When his prefixes flap
• Makes his AS remap
• And his routing melt down in a pool

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Horny Geek

• The wavelan down close to the pool
• Was a rather good thing as a rule
• But they took it away.
• We were upset, but hey!
• Watching topless sunbathers is cool

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Horny Geek photo evidence
Innocent titties protected
Geeky notes
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Sabbatical

• A thought for our hosts, the Greeks
• Who got invaded by Geeks
• Nights out, very funny
• Warm weather and sunny
• Look out! We could stay here for weeks

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127/8

• Paul Thornton, he gets in a knot
• In a fight with the hostmaster bot
• His new LIR
• Won't get very far
• With the addresses hes already got

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Packet collision

• Lifts in the hotel were a bore
• We kept getting stuck in the door
• With tourists and cases
• From so many places
• Now, how do we get to our floor?

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www.fotopic.net

• Did we tell you Wavelan is a broadcast medium
• TCPDUMP is our friend.
• The Secret-WG traced the bastard

• Many hits will make a pic the index pic.

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Stalker

• Do you wonder why all geeks go nuts
• When she, to the music, shakes butts
• Network groupie for fun
• but you know whats the pun
• Only packets can date peering sluts

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Thats it Folks

• Back to work or enjoy the sun
• See you _at_ RIPE 44
• Send your bad ideas to bert_at_secret-wg.org
• your limericks to limericks_at_ripe.net