Welcome to Mr' Pasleys English Class

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Welcome to Mr. Pasleys English Class

• Where bliss begins.

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Pasleys Life

• Father Mother Civil War
• Enloe High School
• Construction
• College
• Travel
• Marriage

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Why Teach?
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Temperature?

• 68

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Grade Inflation

• F Failed
• D Unacceptable
• C Poor
• B Decent
• A Good

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Pasleys Deflation

• F failing
• D - unacceptable
• C acceptable
• B very good
• A absolutely exceptional

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Making an A

• Making an A
• Dont procrastinate
• Keep all your work
• See me if you need help
• Making an F
• Dont come to class
• Dont do your work

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The Pink Form

• If there is anything you could do but havent
  done in my class, you dont go.

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Books in Classroom?

• Leave it like you found it

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First Come, First Pick

• You must return 2 items to pick your time
• Class Policies
• English Fee

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Billingsgate

• Crap
• Freken
• Gay
• Retarded
• Jesus and God disrespectfully

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Appropriate Language

• Crap Dag Nabit
• Freken Confounded
• Gay/Retarded Bourgeois
• Eliminate religious references in non-religious
  contexts.

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Pasleys Pet Peeves

• Packing up early
• Not recycling
• Crowding the door
• Exclamation points
• Speaking against coffee

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3 Unacceptable Items

• Paper filter
• Instant
• Decaf

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Acceptable Method 1

• Metal filter

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Acceptable Method 2

• French Press

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Acceptable Method 3

• Percolator

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The King

• Espresso

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The Magic Number

• Roasting 2 weeks
• Grinding 2 days
• Brewing 20 minutes

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The Routine

• Seated when bell rings
• Bellringer
• Singing time
• Gentlemen/joke/word
• Talk time
• Class

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Questions?