Help Me

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Help Me

• Help You

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I Found This Cool New Feature of Powerpoint...
You can type a lot of text that the reader wont
read. This will go on forever, and is especially
bad when you throw in some annoying sound, and
some animation that delays everything. But, then
again, if you are a boring presenter you might
keep your audience awake by making them hate you.
This method will sometimes result in interactions
with the audience that involves projectiles and
you as the target.
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Bad Color Choice

• A Bad Color Choice

• A Terrible Color Choice

• Too many colors will make your eyes bleed

• Sometimes your eyes will just fall out

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20/20 Vision
As you can clearly see in the table below...
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It Just Looked Good..

• This is about The Price of Tea in China

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The Smell Checker

• Sum others tryst spelt chokers, butt donut reed
  fur grandma

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This Should Clarify.
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Let Me Read For You

• Once upon a time there was a brave knight who
  lived near a forest. There was a terrible dragon
  that would spew differential equations and
  frighten the local villagers. Eventually the
  knight reached his limit and decided to..

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Laser Pointers

• Useful tools, or weapons of death?
• Looks like an earthquake?

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Things I Like To Say

• Um, Ahh
• No silence please

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Where Am I?

• Where does the audience sit?

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Let Me Give a Demo

• A tour of a hard drive.

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Wheres My Screen?

• The joy of screen savers

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I Just Got It

• I dont know where the on switch is

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Whats This

• I feel more comfortable with something to hold
  onto

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Something I Forgot

• Let me show you something from a few slides ago
• I Have a file on my hard drive.

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Im Almost Done

• Promise your audience the talk (torture) is
  almost over

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