BEOWULF

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BEOWULF

• By Preston Walker
• CAST
• Hrothgar
• Beowulf
• Grendel
• Grendals Mother
• The Dragon
• Beowulfs Men

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The Monster

• Herot is the Danes ancient mom and pops
  coffee house. Every morning before pillaging
  another European town they would java up before
  donning their horned helmets.
• But this morning a murderous creature who
  poses a great danger to the people stood ready
  to open a Starbucks to put them out of business!

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Enter Beowulf

• Beowulf hears about
  this and decides to purge all evil from this
  hall .
• He goes to Hrothgar and promises to slay
  the monster.

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Round OneFIGHT!

• Beowulf waits with his men inside the coffee shop
  for the evil capitalist to return for another
  raid of java. Grendel, seeing the hall full of
  sleeping warriors crept slowly through the place
  and inhaled all of the coffeeand goes a little
  crazy
• Beowulf, waking up from the loud noises in the
  coffee
• house bathroom, grabs his legendary sword and
  smacks
• Grendel upside the head.

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VICTORY!

• Beowulf, a prince of the Geats, had killed
  Grendel.
• To reward Beowulf, Hrothgar grants Beowulf his
  own royal documenter, to record the story of
  Beowulfs lifewho later flees to escape the
  drudgery of the boring epic to small Colorado
  town to do more interesting things

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Yo Mamma!

• Uh oh! Has Beowulf bit off more than he could
  chew! Now he has to deal with Grendels mom!
• Beowulf dove into the lake which she lived, For
  hours he sank through the waves at last he saw
  the mud at the bottom.

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Coincidence?

• Beowulfs trusty weapon could do nothing against
  Grendels mother. Does he give up? I wish.but
  NO! All he does is look around and
  coincidentally there lies a heavy sword.
  Forged by giants, strong and blessed with their
  magic.

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Long live the King

• After being honored by Hrothgar, Beowulf and his
  fellow Geats return home and becomes King of the
  Geats. But even today King Beowulf is still
  known best for his art school!
• The Geats put away their armor and swords and
  muster their paints.this masterpiece is of the
  King Beowulf!

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Dragon his arse back to battle

• Beowulf rules Geatland for fifty years. Then a
  dragon menaces his kingdom.
• The beast kept making fun of the Geats art.and
  that REALLY got the old King mad. He set out to
  slay the beast with his legendary paint brush.
• His men were supposed to help him.but they
  werent quite as brave as they used to be

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The story ends WOO HOO!

• After defeating the beast with an art supply, he
  wins the Hero of the Millenium Award, after his
  speech he thanked all who made it possible

For this, this gold, these jewels, I thank our
Father in Heaven, Ruler of the Earth

• What he didnt know was that he was only being
  asked to introduce the swordsman of the year
  award.and was laughed off stage. He was so
  embarrassed, he fled Geatland, never to return
  for another thousand years or sowhere he made
  the SAME MISTAKE!

THE END