D-Day Invasion Script

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D-Day Invasion Script

• By Alex Moore
• Matt Ballmaier

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• Matt Hello Im Bernard tosterstrudel and with me
  is my collogue Bill Mc Guillicudy and were
  reporting from the second wave landing craft
  heading for the Normandy beach head codenamed
  Omaha.
• Alex Yes we are Bernard
• Matt Here in the English channel there is the
  largest naval fleet that has ever been assembled.
• Alex Apparently Bernard doesnt realize that we
  are about to go into combat and be blown to
  smithereens.
• Matt Why are you always so negative? Besides we
  have life insurance.
• Alex Thats not what it means you dimwit.
• Matt Yeah, right, anyways This just inWe are
  now approaching the beach in the landing craft
  and as you can hear there is some fierce fighting
  going on.
• Alex That there is Bernard.
• Matt Ok we have beached the craft and the door
  are about to drop and oh my gosh will you look at
  that the craft next to us was just got hit by a
  an enemy plane.
• Alex OOO the colors
• Matt I just got hit by someones leg
• Alex Eww much.Oh the door has dropped and men
  are rushing out only to be mowed down by machine
  gun fire apparently the 40min naval bombardment
  didnt do its job.

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• Matt apparently so Bill
• Alex We have some how gotten off the Higgins
  lading craft alive so lets continue up the beach
  and if were lucky we can talk to one of the
  German officers.
• Matt Hey lets go talk to that guy
• Alex which guy there are a lot of them
• Matt the one laying down
• Alex Ummmm brenardI dont think we should talk
  to him
• Matt Well why not
• Alex He has no head and you shouldnt talk to
  strangers
• Matt No no the one next to him with the one leg
  like a pirate
• (running sounds)
• Matt sir sir are you in any pain
• Soldier 1 Shoot me now.
• Matt how about you sir the one with out the head
• (silence)Cricket cricket
• Matt obviously he is too busy to talk to us.
• Alex Well we finally have some one. Sergeant
  Joseph Polaski. Sir, What happened here, it looks
  like a massacre. What do you plan to do next.
• Polaski Now that were on the beach there is and
  engineer up there with a Bangalore tube bomb
  trying to blow a hole in the wire. Hes planted
  it, good. GET BACK HERE SOLDIER OR YOU WILL BE
  SHOT!

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• Alex To late
• Polaski Get down!
• (explosion)
• Polaski Get up through that barb wire men!
• Alex Once again the men are running through the
  barb wire and are moving up towards the bunker
• Matt Mr. Polaski how do you plan on taking this
  bunker?
• Polaski Well our engineers have some satchel
  charges to blow open the doors and some dynamite
  on a stick that is propped up against the side of
  the bunker and blows a hole in it.
• Alex Like a hot dog on a stick? I love
  corn-dogs!
• Matt You need to stop talking, it seems as
  though they are going to take the bunker now let
  us watch

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• Alex Oh god, oh the humanity, people are
  dropping like flies.
• Matt theyve planted the satchel charges and are
  going to blow the door.
• (explosion)
• Alex the door is blown and soldiers are pilling
  in the bunker. They are meeting some resistance
  from a machine gunner and a soldier is throwing a
  grenade to take him out.
• (BOOM)
• Now the entrance is clear and they are securing
  the bunker.
• Matt Srg. Polaski over all how do you think the
  invasion went.
• Polaski No, the invasion is just beginning. We
  met more resistance than we thought but we broke
  through the Atlantic wall. And now on to Paris!
• Matt Well bill, there plan was to catch the
  Germans by surprise and all though it did not go
  exactly as planned they still accomplished what
  they came here to do. Bill? Bill.. Bill stop
  fooling around we that gun.
• (gun shot)

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• Alex ooops..
• Matt Dangit Bill, this is the third time you
  shot the camera guy sence weve been here.
• Alex I thought the safety was on.
• Matt Well for me, Benard tosertstroddle, Bill Mc
  Guillicudy, and our late camera man bob, this is
  the qrrbillcd90-10bff news sighing off.
• (gun shot)
• Matt Well Im gald thats over.(gun shot) Bill!
  What the heck.
• Alex What?
• Matt You shot him again!
• Alex Did not, It was that one guy
• Matt That one guy? I just saw you do it, come
  onwhat, heydont aim that thing at me
• (gun shot)