Chocolicious

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Chocolicious

• The following is a paid advertisement for
  Dodgycereal Limited.
• Watch for small print and outrageous claims

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• Are you gorgeous?
• Are you intelligent?
• Are bored with old peoples cereal?

Dodgycereal Limited has the cereal for you
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Chocolicious

• Just peel back the foil and eat it.
• A glass and a quarter of milk has already been
  mixed into the rich brown chocolicious block.

You can even eat it on the way to school!
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• After extensive research we found that
• (we surveyed the 30 children of the 8 company
  employees)
• Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast especially
  intelligent males.
• Almost all teenagers dont eat breakfast because
  the cereal their parents buy is for old people.
• ? Females are also more gorgeous than males

Heres the proof
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• This graph shows without a doubt that
• Hardly any teenagers eat breakfast especially
  intelligent males.
• Females are more discerning than males because
  more of them dont eat breakfast.
• Females are also more gorgeous than males (we
  dont need to prove this one)

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 All 13-15 year old didnt eat breakfast because
the cereal is for old people.
Younger teenagers are more disorganised than
older teenagers as they are too rushed to eat.
Almost all teenagers dont eat breakfast because
the cereal their parents buy is for old people.
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Chocolicious

• The cereal for intelligent gorgeous teenagers.

Buy some today