Werewolf

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Werewolf

• How to tell if someone is a

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1. The Unibrow

• This is a sure fire way to tell. Look out for
  those who shave the middle part.

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2. Fur on the inside of their skin

•  A bit harder to tell. A Romanplatoon suspected
  one of their own as a werewolf and used this
  technique to discover the truth. After they
  ripped his skin off and found no fur, well, he
  was forgiven.

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3. Forget the whole moon thing

• That was added in movies. True werewolves do not
  have to wait for the moon.

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4. The ring finger

• Is longer than the middle finger.

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5. Excessive thirst

• Maybe coming for the idea that dogs and wolves
  pant because they are always thirsty.

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6. Obsession with walking through graveyards

•  I bet Edgar Allen Poe was one. He even proposed
  to a woman in the graveyard.

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7. Foul Smell

• Werewolves have extra sweat glands. Be alert for
  a smell of hay and horse manure.

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8. Check the Pee-Pee

• 8. Check the pee pee - yep, werewolves have urine
  that is a deep purple.

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9. The Mark of the Werewolf

• The dead give away. If someone has a pentagon on
  their palm, break out the silver weapons
  IMMEDIATELY!

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10. Shoot him/her with a silver bullet

• If he/she dies, probably a werewolf.