The Neutron Pants Rap (experienced rappers only !)

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• Yo, Mom you know what everybody thinks?
• My whole fall wardrobe really stinks.
• I thought last night while chillin out at
  Freds,
• Hey, if you want to be hype, youve got to have
  the threads.

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• Now, Freds Moms really on the ball,
• So yesterday she took him over to the mall,
• And got his Christmas present in advance,
• A pair of baggy, heavy-duty, funky neutron pants.

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• Those neutron pants, theyre flying cook, theyre
  fine,
• A steal at only eighty-seven ninety-nine.

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• While Im on my butt like a total sap,
• Homes fronting in his neutrons,
• working on his rap.
• So Mom, its no snowjob, heres the scoop
• Ive got to be accepted by my own peer group.
• Youve got to lend me the juice, youve got to
  give me the chance,
• To get some baggy, heavy-duty, funky neutron
  pants.

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• (Thanks, Mom, youre the best,
• Theyre looking nasty under my atomic vest.)
• I was walking through the school, dazzling all
  the chicks,
• Acting fresh en route to auto shop in period six,
• When I saw that girl, Loretta, she was looking at
  me,
• I knew she was impressed by my haberdashery.

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• And when we got to class, I knew it was my day
• We got to work together on the Chevrolet.
• I worked up my nerve and asked her to dance.
• And she dumped a can of grease all down my
  neutron pants.

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• The guy at the Laundromat said, No way. That
  stain is going to be there until doomsday.
• I cant believe Loretta- even if shed missed me!
• I tell you, Slick, its cold the way the lady
  dissed me!
• I tried to spread the word that the stain was
  cool,
• But Loretta blabbed the story all over school.
• I think Im going to have to relocate to France
• In my baggy, heavy-duty, greasy neutron pants.

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