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CHRISTMAS JOKES
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What do you have in December that you don't have
in any other month ?
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The letter "D"
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets stuck in a chimney ?
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Santa Claustrophobia !
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
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No, you can have turkey like everyone else
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
cake ?
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Your teeth !
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas
Party ?
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He had no body to go with !
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Knock KnockWho's there ?MaryMary who ?
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Mary Christmas !
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What does Father Christmas write on his
Christmas cards ?
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ABCDEFGHIJKM NOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !
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What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
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Icebergers !
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How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the
air?
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You would too if you go by flying reindeer!
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How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
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He looks at his calen-?deer?!
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