Geico%20commercial

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Geico commercial

• Its funny and its true!

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Part 1

• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without
  thee leg?

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Part 2

• Stop it oldie.

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Part 3

• Yeah I agree!

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Part 4

• Surrender!

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Part 5

• Hey look a distraction

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Part 6

• What as is thee meaning?

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Part 7

• Yo gramps! Im joinin dem in da dark side.
• Beacase I hot shocksfere.

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Part 8

• No!

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Part 9

• Join us billy now, or die!

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Part 10

• So tempted!

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Part 11

• I will get to thee bottom of this!

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Part 12

• You know what! Its time to die!

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part 13

• We too fight!

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Part 14

• Fear thee power of thy sword thou disrespectful
  roaches!

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Part 15

• Oh yeah! We got ak-47s!

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Part 16

• I got thee bow.

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Part 17

• We dont care! Oh lets have a staring contest!

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Part 18

• Neither side will give up.
• 12 hours later.

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Part 19

• Getting so tired. must struggle to stay awake

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Part 20

• Stay awake! We may kill you for being baby

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Part 21

• A baby like me like

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Part 22

• Yes a baby like you like you

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Part 23

• (annoying rap, tom cruise goes deaf)

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Part 24

• Oh my gosh tom cruise is deaf!

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Part 25

• Tam crus is dead now me the French actor will
  dominate!

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Part 26

• Hes deaf not dead and his name is tom cruise not
  tam Cruz.

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Part 27

• Yay tom cruise is deaf! That means I can
  earn/rip-off millions of dollars teaching him
  sign language!

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Part 28

• Um. Sir you cant raise the price just because
  he is a celebrity.

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Part 29

• English to slang translation Dude yo just cant
  snatch his dough just cuz hes krunk.
• Bye I got to trash the store.

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Part 30

• (back to where we were before the translation.)

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Part 31

• Happy new year its 1910

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Part 32

• Wait thats too far back.

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Part 33

• We fight for human race in 4152.

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Part 34

• Wait thats too far forward.

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Part 35

• Now were at the right spot.

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Part 36

• I can to!

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Part 37

• And we can destroy the death star! Come on rebel
  alliance get in your x-wings!

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Part 38

• Yes princess!

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Part 39

• Errgh males!

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Part 40

• You cant rip-off tom cruise Ill explain.
• Opps I got a call.

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Part 41

• You must replace the toilet seat.

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Part 42

• Meanwhile.

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Part 43

• Spider-man got hit by a car!

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Part 44

• Sir theres been a malfunction in the surprise in
  humans machine the
• machine it will take 32 hours to repair!

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Part 45

• Ill just take 32 hours playing video games.

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Part 46

• You killed my guy!

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Part 47

• Lets play again and again until I beat you!

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Part 48

• You have so much perseverance you never give up!
  Im done!

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Part 49

• But we still have 14.345611298 hours to go!

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Part 50

• Fine well play 1,000,000,000,000 more games and
  that should be enough.

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Part 51

• But there isnt enough time.

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Part 52

• You just complained about me stoping.

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Part 53

• Argument takes the rest of the time ..

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Part 54

• Its fixed.

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Part 55

• The toilet seat is broke!

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Part 56

• Its so great to be an idiot. Oh sorry back to
  the advertisement/scam.

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Part 57

• Dont sing again, plus grandpa all this talk
  about toilet seats makes me have to go to the
  bathroom!

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Part 58

• Hurry up so I can resume the story.

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Part 59

• (inside the bathroom)

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Part 60

• I got diheria?

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Part 61

• Sir theres been a malfunction in the emotions
  machine. It will take 500 hours to repair.

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Part 62

• Oh wah wah dont you ever stop nagging?

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Part 63

• But sir Im

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Part 64

• I know! I can play star wars!

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Part 65

• But the princess is going through legal problems
  with a man in Rouge Squadron. It happened right
  before the other machine broke.

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Part 66

• Part 66? Who watched cars last night?

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Part 67

• Cars thats for babies!

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Part 68

• Were supposed to be talking about game choices!
  Not movie choices!

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Part 69 special slide by my sister

• To day was the best day ever
  
  laura ann Morrison
  .p.s. I lovo this
  and it is fun

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Part 70

• She isnt aware! (Laugh!)

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Part 71

• Jokes arent games! But they are funny!

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Part 72

• I lost the slide find it.

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Part 73

• Yeah I agree!

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Part 74

• Wrong slide, ya idiot!

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Part 75

• Heres the slide.

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Part 76

• Now our feature presentation.

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Part 77

• This film is rated N for no one.

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Part 78

• I know a game!

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Part 79

• We are saved! Thank you hero!

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Part 80

• Lets play annoy the other person!

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Part 81

• That is not a video game, you going down!

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Part 82

• Uh, uh, hoooow aaaabout qqqq-berrrrrt!

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Part 83

• Yes ,yes, yes!

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Part 84

• Okay lets play this game.

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Part 85

• This is some idiot coming to annoy you!

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Part 86

• Im ready to do nothing!

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Part 87

• This is dumb, but lets watch it!

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Part 88

• Lets hit ourselves!

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Part 89

• (movie is over)

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Part 90

• The machine is fixed.

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Part 91

• I got dihera!

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Part 92

• Go to bed I will go back to the story.

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Part 93

• I will fix the toilet.

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Part 94

• (race to home)

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Part 95

• Hi, Im Peter Pan.

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Part 96

• Your peanut butter killed my kid!

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Part 97

• Okay, only 5 more miles of following a sausage
  link home.

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Part 98

• I fixed it!

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Part 99

• (back at work)

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Part stop counting

• Let me explain.

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• Tom Cruise is rich.

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• He enjoys luxury.

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• If you raise the price he will be treated like a
  normal person and go back to his old job.

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• Okay.

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• I won the staring contest!

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• Time to figure out the sadness.

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• Hi happy person acting like an emo.

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• Hi large group of hobos.

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• Hi large graveyard admins.

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• Vat a minatie.

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• Why are thu people so sad like chicken without
  thee leg?

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• Why!

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• Why!

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• Why!

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• I will tell you!

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• Who are you!

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• I, am that annoying guy on the fake Q-Bert game.

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• Where are you taking me!

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• To the Motor City.

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• You mean detroit.

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• Yes!

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• Look at what happened.

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• I am a geico salesman.

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• This happened because people could not save money
  on their car insurance.

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• Geico 15 minutes or more can save you money on
  your car insurance.

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• Geico.com so easy a caveman can do it.

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• Not again! I am not an idiot! I AM a caveman!