Jack and the Beanstalk

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Jack and the Beanstalk

• By Conor

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• Well its about time somebody hears my side of
  Jack and the Beanstalk. Why am I not in the
  title I am one of the main characters after all,
  the story is nothing without me?

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• Anyway Im not really mean, you know, and I never
  said fee - fi - fo - fum I smell the blood of an
  English man. Jack is always making up stories
  about me. Anyway I was just minding my own
  business when Jack came up UNINVITED to MY house
  to steal MY hen.

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• The very next day, he stole my only golden goose.
  The day after that he came back up to steal my
  rare harp. Its not very nice of him to steal so
  I chased him back to his house.

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• I slipped and fell down the beanstalk I just got
  knocked out when fell. Why am I here if I died,
  and no, I am not a ghost? Thanks for listening to
  my side of the story.