BURBERRY'S NEW MARKETING SLOGAN: "WE THINK YOU'LL NOTICE, WE'RE NOT WALMART"

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MORE WALMARTIANS
These are truly hysterical and sort of sad at the
same time.    Congratulations to whoever wrote
the comments under the pictures. Perfect ...
 Right On!
BURBERRY'S NEW MARKETING SLOGAN "WE THINK YOU'LL
NOTICE, WE'RE NOT WALMART"
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You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting
on tight purple sweat pants!!  Pensacola,
Florida
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I call a new rule at Walmart If the hole in your
jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside
and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you
best be on guard!  The squeezer, however, retains
the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!
 Sarasota, Florida
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Unfortunately, the only strap working on this
entire outfit is the one holding that hideous
hair in place.  Is that former Federal Reserve
Chairman Paul Volcker's wife or is that Paul
Volcker? Los Angeles, California
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Don't laugh!  Its okay, because Bambi's
granddaughter borrowed her skirt.  Plus, today is
combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all
rolled in to one. College Station,  Texas
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Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's
homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual,
polysexual, or asexual.  However, if you look up
the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary......
BINGO!!!!  There you will see a picture of dear
old flaming Lester in his boots.Laguna Niguel,
California
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Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit
like this to beef shop in?Birmingham, Alabama
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So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical
Popeye enthusiast OR.... Well, fill in anything.
It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say
will make any sense.  Who lets these people out
of the house un-chaperoned? Destin, Florida
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Those purple shorts are HOT!!!  I saw those same
shorts one time on an elephant in a circus in
Belarus.  The house shoes make the outfit!...
Columbus, Ohio
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Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes, No
Service?  Is that a turban on his head or a
serving of Jiffy-Pop?  Is the girl in the
background taking a picture or teaching the guy
in the black wife beater T-shirt to play, "Here
is the church and here is the steeple.  Open it
up and here are the people!"  Is the chick in the
green bikini top putting on makeup?  Honey, you
should have saved your money and purchased either
a T-shirt or a case of Slim Fast. Baton Rouge,
Louisiana
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Agerton!.... Is that you?  What do you expect me
to say?  That's exactly what he looks like from
the rear.  True, I've never seen Agerton in
heels.  Still, if I told you there is a picture
where purple hair is the least weird thing going
on, would you have believed me?  Honestly, is
that a man or a woman or is Lester Flem back in
the store?Mobile, Alabama
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Britney Spears let herself go again.Slidell,
Louisiana
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Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to
dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they
were two years old, but at 45?  Well, not so
much!... Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I
been a thankin.  If my truck could travel faster
than the speed of light, would my headlights
work?"Tifton, Georgia
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I am so embarrassed.  Seriously, I have no idea
how this photo of my son's 5th Grade history
teacher and part-time Gun Care Instructor, Miss.
Cinnamon Goodpicker, got mixed in with this roll
of film.  Katy, Texas
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Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like
trying to hide an elephant behind a
squirrel.Seattle, Washington
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For some reason, I have to assume that no matter
where Zebulon goes, Dueling Banjos suddenly
starts playing from out of nowhere.Atmore,
Alabama
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And men claim they can't meet classy women in
stores?  Go figure!Louisville, Kentucky
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Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing??  I
can't look again or I'll go blind.Mountain
Brook, Alabama
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For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie
Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her
shirt.  Simply because there is no possible way
that can be anything other that two pork roasts
in her shirt.  Can't be!...Forestdale, Alabama
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No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!  That outfit
does not at all make you look like a
Hooker.Midlothian, Virginia
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Aw yes, don't you just love the holiday season in
Easley!!  I hope Abe is buying some new shirts.
Is it really necessary to say ANYTHING
ELSE???Easley, South Carolina
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On first glance, did it appear to anyone else
that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?Orem,
Utah
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It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with
creamed corn and door knobs.Houston, Texas
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Mesmerized here at the Walmart Hiring Center,
Pinetop thinks this is his lucky day because his
mechanic called an hour ago and said, "I couldn't
fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
 Besides, all his redneck buddies told him he was
a lock to get this job at Walmart, provided he
can remember not to smoke weed or drink beer
during the job interview.Austin, Texas
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This is perfectly understandable.  Elena Kagan
was just on her way to the Country Club when she
remembered she need some coffee and a couple of
yoga videos.  Besides, she thought to herself,
I'll just throw on these grey shorts and I'll be
smokin... Nashville, Tennessee
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Don't worry, I've already forwarded this picture
to Burberry Worldwide in London.  I thought it
would be beneficial for them to be reminded of
why they got into the fashion and design industry
in the first place.  I'm sure Burberry will be
ecstatic over seeing their vision spring to life.
 Exciting, too, is how Lulu's slippers simply
make those shorts POP!!  Did anyone notice her
boyfriend is wearing an Auburn T-shirt?  Don't
look at me!  I didn't take the picture or tell
Tater to go to Walmart in the middle of the night
with his flashy runway model girlfriend.
Opelika, Alabama
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Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like
a fanny pack???  I don't believe I've ever seen
anything like that before.  The only thing wrong
with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's
no lifeguard.  Fort Smith, Arkansas
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I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein,
because she always seems so surprised and
interested in what I have to say.Grand Rapids,
Michigan
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Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get
me that outfit!!!!Alpharetta, Georgia
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Toss in some cat food and Cooter is the loneliest
guy in town!Fort Payne, Alabama
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Someone else can try to figure out what she's
doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with
bleach!...Oxford, Mississippi
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Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck
where the sun doesn't shine.Loves Park, Illinois
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I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to
do with that pie filling, but there is just
something about her that tells me she doesn't
bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has
no intention of using that pie filling in the
kitchen.La Verne, California
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I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength
of good quality denim.  Moreover, I will be
eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait
until she reaches the truck to explode.
 Seriously, they should consider using denim on
the next NASA space shuttle.Spring, Texas
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For those times when you need fried okra and
chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait
for the bleach to set. Montgomery, Alabama
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Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink?  I
love the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz colour
coordinated her reusable shopping bag to match
her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt, jacket,
earrings and necklace.  If a bra had been
necessary, do you think for one second it would
have been any colour other than SHRIEKING PINK??
Glendale, California
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I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the
house.  Please, someone go provoke him.  I want
to see him whack somebody upside the head with a
two 2-liter bottle of Squirt!Brewton, Alabama