Want StreetCred - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

Title: Want StreetCred


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Want Street-Cred ??
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Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples
Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia
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Rules Prohibited!! 1. Use of Iron
Sights 2. Aiming 3. Supported Firing Stance
Compulsory 1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style
Stances 2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when
Firing 3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisation
s 4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
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The Following slides are perfect examples as
actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF
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The Glock Foh-Tay running stance, ensure you
wear huge pants and your favourite Hawaiian shirt
to guarantee maximum effect
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Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair
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Yo Yo Yo, Fo Shizzle, the choo choo combined
with a side shoot and moonwalk, simply magical
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Dont forget bring a mate day, crew served
weapons are ideal in this situation
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An excellent example of firing from the
hip whilst displaying ones best game face,
combining the robot and practicing
your favourite karaoke song
Old matey hates ants
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Anti Aircraft Firing Position (also known as The
Wino) Note here that accuracy is not to be
guaranteed
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Perfect demonstration of the imaginary
chair Lying unsupported with Slinky Toy Option
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The MPLSF Soul Train Combat Assault method
With special appearance by Santa Clause
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Gardening gloves and a life jacket, this boy
aint going down with the ship The life jacket
makes a lousy a Flak Jacket!
Nice Game Face
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Very few survive the difficult to execute but
Very Stylish Phat Bammer Swagger Shooting Stance
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The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and
Funky Batman Begins look. Will NOT work without
the cape.
Ensure you dont lose your third world mobile
phone whilst firing!
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One must never neglect ones dusting because one
is in Combat
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The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full
burst on auto firing method, is a must
for instilling fear into the enemy.
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One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy
and inspire any onlookers is this method. The
Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing
method Note also the subtle method of allowing a
long string of linked ammunition to dangle from
the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that
the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.
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Choice Bro