Man Caves will never have flowers unless its a blooming Cactus

1
Man Cave Law
MANCaveSite.org

• Man Caves will never have flowers (unless its
  a blooming Cactus)

• If a Cave is so equipped, the toilet seat will
  always be in the up position

• Women are allowed in the Man Cave- by
  invitation only

• Only men have decorating authority

• Neon signs of any type are accepted

• Doilies are never allowed

• Reality shows will not be viewed in the Cave

• Fart game rules apply
• - No Crop Dusting or Trailers
• - You must stay where you farted
• - Owner of the Fart must claim such Fart

• Beer must ALWAYS be cold

• Complaining about Cave Owners type of beer is
  prohibited

• If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, youd
  better be talking about his choice of beer

• No umbrella drink with umbrellas

• BYOB is allowed and encouraged

• Wasting beer is not allowed

• It is not permissible, in the pursuit of humor,
  to tap the top of another mans beer bottle with
  the bottom of your beer bottle, causing the other
  mans beer bottle to fizz over (see Man Cave Law
  entry above)

• Healthy and wellness law No matter what anyone
  says, lifting beer and a remote is exercise

• What happens in the Man Cave, stays in the Man
  Cave

• If a mans fly is down, a notification of the
  Barn Door is open must be made

• There is no reason for guys to watch ice
  skating or gymnastics. Ever.