Autobiographical Dinner

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Autobiographical Dinner

• In Their Own Voices

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Dick Clark

• Born Richard Wagstaff in Mt. Vernon, New York
• His first job in entertainment was working in a
  mailroom of a radio station
• Dick Clark has been rocking in
• New Years Eve since 1972

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Ed Koch

• Jewish young man from the Bronx, NY
• Three time mayor of New York city from 1977 to
  1989
• In the early 70s, the CIA uncovered an
  assignation plot on Koch by DINA and the Chilean
  secret service

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Dinner Menu
The Escargot represents the maturity of the
guests and the level of the intended conversation
The Apple Strudel represents the big apple where
our guests are from and our Jewish guests
Dessert Apple Strudel Beverages Sweet Tea Water
Appetizer Escargot Main Course Linguini
w/mariana sauce Garlic Bread
The Linguini w/ sauce represents the coming
together of unlike textures to make a unique taste
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We Snubbed..

• Mike Tyson because his taste for people is far
  greater than the fine foods we have on the menu
  (Hint Ears)

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Conversation
Dick Clark I recall the first dance that I
attended. It was in the spring of 1934. Myself
Wow. That was a long time ago. What was the
hottest dance back then? Ed Koch It was probably
swing dancing. We didnt do much of that when I
was in office. Myself Every political movie Ive
seen has politicians doing swing dances at their
fundraising events Ed Koch Hollywood is so
dramatic! Dick Clark At least it is the
cinematography of Hollywood that creates the
drama, and not the realism of the political lime
light. How many times has your life been
disrupted due to scandal? Or political drama?
HA! Myself Dick, you sound a little offended. Ed
Koch Yeah Dick. Youre not really part of
Hollywood. Youre more of a Broadway dance type
of guy. Dick Clark Hollywood has done great
things for many actors. Some of them have even
had lucrative careers in the political sector.
Sometimes it takes an actor to play an actor in
government.