How To Use a Urinal

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How To Use a Urinal
A Guide for the Hygienically Challenged
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How to Use a Urinal - Topics of Interest

• What is a Urinal ?
• Where can you find one ?
• How does it work ?
• The importance of flushing.
• Dont forget to wash your hands.

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How to Use a Urinal - What is a Urinal ?

• A Urinal is a wall mounted receptacle for human
  produced liquid waste
• Male humans are the primary users of Urinals
• There are two main parts.
• The Porcelain Bowl
• The Flushing Handle
• Urinals contain water and sometimes contain
  fragrant solids called Urinal Cakes
• Do not attempt to eat a Urinal Cake, as it is
  poisonous.

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How to Use a Urinal - Where can you find one?

• Urinals are usually located in public Restrooms
  or Lavatories.
• Since a Urinal is primarily a male oriented
  device, you most likely will find them only in
  Mens Restrooms.
• You may find the occasional Urinal in unisex
  restroom often called a Job Johnny
• Some men are lucky enough to have private Urinals
  located in their own home bathrooms
• However, most women dont care for this concept

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How to Use a Urinal - How does it work ?

1. Stand in front of the Urinal with your basic part
   exposed and aimed into the bowl of the Urinal

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How to Use a Urinal - How does it work ?

• Relax and allow the urine to flow into the
  Urinal.
• You may choose to amuse yourself by aiming the
  stream at any Urinal Cake which may be present in
  the Urinal.
• Please refrain from urinating on the exterior of
  the Urinal or on the wall or floor around the
  Urinal
• Never attempt to share a urinal with another man
• If you do find yourself sharing, Never Ever cross
  the streams

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How to Use a Urinal - How does it work ?

1. When finished, be sure to replace your part back
   into your pants.
2. Finally, before you walk away, you have one last
   bit of business to perform.

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How to Use a Urinal - How does it work ?

• FLUSH THE URINAL
• This is a very simple process.
• Simply place your hand on the flushing handle
  located above the Urinal, apply a small amount of
  pressure
• AND
• VOILA The Urinal Flushes Clean

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How to Use a Urinal - The Importance of Flushing

• By flushing the urinal, you ensure that your
  waste is processed by the local waste management
  authority in a timely manner.
• More importantly, you help prevent the mens room
  from smelling like urine.
• You also help to cut down on the spread of germs
  and reduce bacteria growth in the Urinal
• Thereby reducing the likelihood of unsightly
  yellow pools of water and odor in the Urinal and
  increasing Urinal Hygiene

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How to Use a Urinal - Dont forget to wash your
hands

• In keeping with common hygienic tradition, you
  should use both soap and water to wash your hands
  at the sink conveniently located in the mens
  room.
• Should a sink and soap not be available, you
  should make every attempt to wash your hands at
  the earliest convenience.

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How to Use a Urinal

• Finally,
• Dont forget to pull up your zipper.