A motorist driving through the country stopped for a

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A motorist driving through the country stopped
for a
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hitch-hiker who was holding the halter of a cow.
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I can give you a lift, he said, but I cant
take your cow.
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Dont worry, said the hitch-hiker, shell
follow us in her own time,
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So the hitch-hiker got in and the motorist
started up. He
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Drove at thirty miles an hour and the cow trotted
along
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Behind him. He drove at forty miles an hour and
the cow was
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Still trotting along behind him. He drove at
fifty miles an hour
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Yet the cow was somehow managing to keep pace
with him.
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But he noticed in his mirror that the cow seemed
to be tiring.
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as her tongue was hanging out of her mouth. Im
worried
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about your cow, said the motorist to his
passenger,
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her tongue is hanging out of her mouth to the
right.
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Oh, thats all right, said the hitch-hiker,
that means shes
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Going to overtake!
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Two old men who lived in a village deep in the
country
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Decided one day to take a trip to London. This
meant
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They had to leave their village, get on a bus to
the nearest
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Town, and there catch the train for London. It
was all a big
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Adventure for them, as they had never done
anything like it
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Before. To eat on the journey, they had bought
some
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bananas. Theyd never eaten bananas before
either.
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They got on the train and were marvelling at the
speed. One
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Man decided to try his bananas, but just as he
was taking a
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Bite the train entered a tunnel.
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Have you eaten your bananas yet? he called out
to his friend.
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No, replied his friend.
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Well, dont, said the first man. I took a bite
of mine and went blind.