Welcome to my presentation.

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Welcome to my presentation.

• My name is Brian Clarke.
• I am a student in LIBR500.
• And you can email me at wryeone_at_yahoo.com
• Please click to continue,
• when you are ready.

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Are you feeling comfortable?

• Then, lets begin.
• Im afraid I have no cute photographs of my life
  available to show you.
• So, lets just chat.
• Yes.
• A nice, soothing chat.
• Soothing.

• Isnt that nice?
• Stare deeply into the circles on this page.
• Deeper
• Deeper
• Deeper
• Think of nothing but the circles.

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The circles are round and reassuring. Like rain
on a roof. You like that sound, dont you?

• When its raining, what do you like to do?
• You sit back in your nice warm chair at home.
• Thats right.
• Warm...
• Cozy
• Deeper
• Deeper
• Now look at the bunny.

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The bunnys name is Mister Bun.Isnt he cute?

• Brian had a pet rabbit that he loved very much.
• But, the rabbit died.
• This made Brian sad.
• You dont want Brian to feel sad, do you?
• That would make Mister Bun cry.

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If Brian feels sad, so does Mister Bun.

• If Brian feels hurt, that hurts Mister Bun.
• You dont want to hurt Mister Bun, do you?
• NO!
• You want Mister Bun to feel happy.
• When Brian is happy, Mister Bun is happy.
• He can hop around and smell the pretty flowers
  and eat the tasty carrot tops.
• Mmmmm.

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Just like Mister Bun, you are Brians friend.
You want to help Brian feel happy.

• When Brian is happy, you will be happy. When
  Brian is sad, you will feel sad.
• You want Brian to be happy. You want to help him
  find things that he likes.
• For example

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Brian likes.

• Financial security
• Tickets to see the Canucks
• Napoleonic history books
• Eclectic selections of music
• The newest Terry Pratchett novel
• And most of all

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Brian likes the letter A

• A is a good letter. Doesnt it feel good?
• When you think A, you will think of your friend
  Brian. He likes A, very much. It is his
  favorite letter.
• A stands for good things. Like Assessment and
  Amazing and Astronomical and Academic
  Ability
• And when you think of A you can think of other
  things, too

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When you think of A , think of other good
things, like

• A Plus sunshine
• A Plus lollipops
• A Plus rainbows
• A Plus winning the lottery
• A Plus Christmas trees
• A Plus presents on your birthday
• A Plus warm apple pie
• A Plus fuzzy kittens
• A Plus the Canucks wining the Stanley Cup in
  June

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But something makes Brian very very sad. It
makes Mister Bun feel sad, too. Can you guess
what it is?
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THAT SOMETHING IS B

• B is BAD.
• WHEN YOU THINK B--
• It will cause you PAIN!
• Painful Things like
• BEES BOTULISM BOORS BUNIONS BLISTERS
• BRAMBLES BEARS BRITNEY SPEARS BEETS BOILS
• BOXING BOSTON BRUINS BOA CONSTRICTORS BOMBS
• AND BUSH!

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There, there. Its All right.

• BriAn wont let any bAd things happen to you.
• BriAn is your friend.
• You cAn forget the bAd things, thAnks to BriAn.
• In fAct,
• When this slide show is finished,
• You will forget All you have seen here.

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What you will remember is

• Brian is your friend.
• You will want to help Brian.
• You will remember what Brian likes and doesnt
  like.
• And, if you are an attractive woman

• And you are an attractive woman, arent you?
• You will remember
• Brian is rich.
• And handsome.
• And lives in a castle.
• With 1,000 servants.
• And a pony.

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Now.

• Its time to wake up.
• Time to return to your day, refreshed and
  energized.
• Lets count together, friend.
• Can you count with me?
• Backwards from ten.

• When we reach one, you will awake, all refreshed.
• Ready?
• Fare well, friend.
• Ten
• Nine
• Eight
• Seven

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Six A A A A A A A A .Five AA A A

• Four. A A A A ..Three. A A A A A

• Two..
• AA A
• A
• A A A A A A A A A One.