History of Mullets

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History of Mullets

• Pictorial Evidence

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History of Mullets - What is a mullet?

• A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut
• Short on the sides and long at the back
• When asking for a mullet haircut this is what
  should be requested
• One on the sides, don't touch the back , Six on
  the top and don't cut it wack, Jack"

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History of Mullets

• Why is it called a Mullet? Just ask Baggio the
  Soccer Player.

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History of Mullets - Other terms for mullet

• A mullet is also known as
• Hockey player haircut, Soccer Rocker, Guido,
  Bi Level Shag, Neckwarmer, Ape Drape, Sphinx,
  Hack Job, Lobster, Mud Flap, BT (bridge and
  tunnel), River cut (as in Colorado River),
  Schlong (short on the sides, long in back), SL
  crisis, Long Island Iced Tease, SFLB (Short in
  Front,Long in Back - "sphil-be"), Squirrel Pelt,
  Scorp (as in scorpion), East Kentwood Hair,
  Sharpies Haircut, Plugger crop.

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A formal Study of Mullets
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History of Mullets
Mullets can be found all over the world

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History of Mullets

• BACKGROUND

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History of Mullets

• This guy was
• obviously
• a famous Egyptian.
• He was probably the
• first person to wear
• the mullet. Society
• took the piss out of this
• haircut 3,000 years ago

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History of Mullets - Mullets are
declining...just.
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History of Mullets

• The economic crisis in Asia has once again seen
  Mullets Flourish in the region.

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History of Mullets

• South America has recently seen a boom in the
  number of people with mullets

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History of Mullets

• Mullets have recently moved in a pack
  formation into the Information Technology field

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History of Mullets

• Mullets are normally found in bars with no women.

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History of Mullets

• Or at any sporting event that involves lots of
  cars.

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History of Mullets

• Femullets have existed for decades!

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History of Mullets

• In the 1990s there has been the introduction of
  the Lullet (lesbian mullet)

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History of Mullets - Relatives of the Mullet
The Octopus Mullet
The Rats Tail
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History of Mullets - Studies show there is a
Genetic component to the Mullet
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History of Mullets

• More and More Mullets are finding each other.

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History of Mullets

• AND they are breeding!

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History of Mullets

• This is a perfect example of a mullet on a
  non-famous person.

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History of Mullets

• That haircut is pretty ridiculous.
• However, a mullet on a famous person just seems
  more absurd.
• Why would someone in the public eye, earning
  millions of dollars subject themselves into such
  humiliation.

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History of Mullets

• It is OK to laugh at this famous person. He is a
  dick!

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History of Mullets
NO!
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History of Mullets

• Kenny G -The pied piper of mullets

Help me!!! I dont want a mullet I am happy with
my dreds
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History of Mullets
Isnt that. Kenny G my mullet looks good!
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History of Mullets

• Once he got
• rid of his mullet
• he got rid of his
• stupid wife,
• started rooting
• Steffi Graph and
• won every tournament
• He is now 1

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History of Mullets

• Some famous people you just think that it is
  inconceivable that they could have ever had a
  mullet.
• But they have!...

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History of Mullets

• Like the entire Chicago Bulls roster

Come on Fellas Lets show some MULLETUDE!!!
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History of Mullets
OK Phil - But my Fro Mullet is much better than
your white boy greying piece of shit!
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History of Mullets
Come on guys, show some team spirit. All of our
mullets are kick arse.
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History of Mullets

• It is a shame this guy cant play basketball!!

WINNER!!!
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History of Mullets

• Australian Sporting heroes are not immune to the
  mullet.

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History of Mullets

• OH NO!!! - who is this guy?

Hi my names Nick Boots.
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History of Mullets
Definite MULLET Action!!
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History of Mullets

• This famous actor does not seem too pleased to be
  photographed with his mullet!

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History of Mullets

• He could make a bomb out of cotton wool, duct
  tape and a swiss army knife. He saved many
  lives. Yet no-one could be saved from an hour a
  week of his big mullet.

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History of Mullets

• Hamletullet
• RiggsMullet
• Mad Maxi Mullet

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History of Mullets

• Why wont you go
• into the hole
• hairdressers??
• Are you too good
• for your home
• hairdresser??

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History of Mullets

• THIS
• IS
• GROUND
• CONTROL
• TO
• MAJOR
• MULLET!!

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History of Mullets
A GRADE 1980s MULLET
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History of Mullets

• THE RARE BALDING MULLET

Worthington, can definitely do a sweep over
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History of Mullets

• What is it with Wrestlers and Mullets???

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History of Mullets

• And Baseballers??

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History of Mullets
DE PLANE BOSS!! DE PLANE!!
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History of Mullets

• Famous Magicians are famous for Mullets

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History of Mullets

• INSPIRED MULLETS

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History of Mullets

• INSPIRED MULLETS

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History of Mullets

• INSPIRED MULLETS

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History of Mullets

• INSPIRED MULLETS

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History of Mullets

• GET THE F_at_K OUT OF HERE!

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History of Mullets

• Why was Jar Jar Binks so
• unpopular? Was it because
• he had an annoying voice,
• added nothing to the movie
• or was it because he was just
• plain annoying - No it was
• because he had a Mullet.

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