What does the winner of the race lose

1
What does the winner of the race lose?

• His breath

2
What would you call a chicken at the North Pole?

• Lost

3
Why do bees have sticky hair?

• Because they have honey combs

4
What do bees do with their honey?

• They cell it!

5
Why are pianos hard to open?

• The keys are inside.

6
Have you ever heard the joke about the garbage
truck?

• Dont worry, its only a load of rubbish.

7
What did the window say to the door?

• What are you squeaking about, I am the one with
  the pane.

8
What kinds of cats go bowling?

• Alley cats

9
What is smaller than an ants mouth?

• An ants dinner

10
Who earns a living by driving customers away?

• A taxi driver

11
What part of the fish weighs the most?

• The scales

12
What did the tornado say to the car?

• Wanna go for a spin

13
Why did the turtle cross the road?

• To get to the Shell station

14
Why did the man put money in his freezer?

• He wanted some cold hard cash.

15
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

• He wanted to see if butter flies.

16
What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?

• A teapot