Getting A Loan Is A Laugh

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Getting A Loan Is A Laugh

• Trying to get a loan from your bank is laughable
  if it wasnt so annoying. Quite simply they not
  only do not want to lend to individuals but when
  they do it becomes a drawn out procedure meaning
  quick loans are impossible.
• The only way to get short term loans when
  urgently needed during a property transfer or
  when completing on a successful auction bid is to
  approach a company that specialises in bridging
  finance like the Mayfair Bridging Company.

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• If you had a bank account in the seventies and
  eighties you will remember how easy it was to get
  an overdraft. Today most high street banks have a
  manager that is not authorised to lend more than
  a few hundred before referring to head office via
  an annoying session on their computer whilst you
  wait.
• This is in stark contrast to those easy credit
  days of the eighties and here is a true story to
  illustrate this. In the eighties I had a one man
  business buying and selling used computer parts
  with a turnover of around one hundred thousand
  pounds.

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• I moved house to another part of the country and
  closed my old bank account mostly because the
  manager was a miserable old fool. Entering a
  different bank in this other town with no
  accounts but a sheaf of old statements from the
  old bank I was shown into the managers office.
• In a scene out of an old Ealing comedy he asked
  if I liked a drink and when I said I did it was
  clearly the right answer as he then opened the
  bottom drawer of his desk and produced two
  glasses and a bottle of sherry.
• I asked if I could open an account and he asked
  for any accounts. I had none but I handed over
  the fifty sheets of statements and he leafed
  through in seconds not once but twice. He then
  pointed out the obvious that there was plenty
  going in and just as much coming out. I agreed I
  was not much good at saving.

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• He made a call downstairs and asked some clerk to
  open an account in my name and when he asked how
  much I wanted to open the account with I said
  with a straight face five thousand pounds of the
  banks money in cash.
• Nobody in banking today would believe this but I
  went down the stairs with him to the main lobby
  and he asked me to sign a simple form and then
  handed over five thousand pounds in cash.
• An impossible story today but I never let him
  down and repaid with interest over time. Today if
  you need money in a hurry albeit with the
  security I could not offer back then, the only
  way is to get some bridging finance from an
  independent specialist lender.

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Thanks For Your Time
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