Jokes SMS

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Funny Jokes SMS
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1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

• One boy went to meet his girlfriend
• when he came back at home
• mom asked
• kahaan gaey they ?
• boyus se milney
• mom kis liye?
• boy haan bohat kiss liye D

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Girls of 1995 2007

• GIRLZ OF 1995
• "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE
  . HUM"
• GIRLZ OF 2007
• AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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A love letter from biscuit maker

• A love letter from biscuit maker
• Dear marie, today is good day,
• u r anmol for me...
• but u have crack jacked my heart,
• bcoz i have a little heart,
• now i m in 50/50 position...

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What is skeleton?

• Interviewerwhat is skeleton?
• SardarSir, skeleton is a person
• who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Height of coolness

• Height of coolness
• 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with
  chips and coke in hands....
• 1st guywhich paper was it?
• 2nd guyI think maths......
• 1st guy(surprisingly) you read the question
  paper?
• 2nd guy no I see a girl sitting besides me using
  calculatorgt

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Examiner taking practical of sardar

• In bio practical
• ExaminerTell me the name of
• this bird by seeing it's legs only?
• SardarI don't know.
• ExaminerYou failed, what's your name?
• SardarSee my legs tell my name

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