Best Fat Jokes

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Best Fat Jokes That Are Lighthearted and Fun

• If youre in need of some lighthearted and fun
  fat jokes to brighten your day, youve come to
  the right place! Humor has a magical way of
  lifting our spirits, and these jokes are all
  about having a good laugh without taking things
  too seriously. Whether you're looking to share a
  laugh with friends or add some fun captions to
  your social media, these best fat jokes are sure
  to make everyone smile. Lets dive into the world
  of playful fat humor!
• Hilarious Fat Jokes to Make You Laugh
• Why did the donut go to therapy?
• It was feeling a little holey inside.
• Im not fat Im just easier to see from far
  away.
• Why did the couch break up with me?
• It said I was too much to handle.
• Im not overweight Im under-tall.
• Why did the burger refuse to hang out?
• It didnt want to ketchup on calories.
• Im not fatIm just living my life in
  widescreen.
• If I were any bigger, Id need my own zip code.
• Why dont fat people play hide-and-seek?
• Good luck hiding behind a tree!
• Fun Fat One-Liners
• Im on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
• My scale and I are not on speaking terms anymore.

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• Food-Themed Fat Jokes
• Why did the cake refuse to share?
• Because it was layered with too many feelings.
• I tried to lose weight, but the cupcakes just
  found me.
• Why dont cookies go on a diet?
• They always crumble under pressure.
• They say abs are made in the kitchenmine are
  still under construction.
• If I had a dollar for every calorie Ive eaten,
  Id still spend it on more food!
• Lighthearted Fat Jokes for Kids
• Why did the cookie go to school?
• It wanted to be a smart cookie.
• How do you make a fat ghost disappear?
• Diet boo!
• What do you call a fat pumpkin?
• A plump-kin!
• Why did the tomato blush?
• Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What did the ice cream say to the cone?

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