NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS

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NEW ECONOMICSVIEWPOINTS

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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

• You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
• Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
• You retire on the income.

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INDIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You worship them.

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PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

• You dont have any cows.
• You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
• You ask the US for financial aid,
• China for military aid,
• British for Warplanes,
• Italy for machines,
• Germany for technology,
• French for submarines,
• Switzerland for loans,
• Russia for drugs
• Japan for equipment.
• You buy the cows with all this
• And claim exploitation by the world.

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AMERICAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You sell one and force the other to produce the
  milk of four cows.
• You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
• You put the blame on some nation with cows
  naturally that nation will be a danger to
  mankind.
• You wage a war to save the world and grab the
  cows.

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FRENCH ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You go on strike because you want three cows.

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GERMAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You reengineer them so that they live for 100
  years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

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BRITISH ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• They are both mad cows.

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ITALIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You don't know where they are.
• You break for lunch.

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SWISS ECONOMICS

• You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
• You charge others for storing them.

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JAPANESE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
  size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
  the milk.
• You then create cute cartoon cow images called
  Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

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RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You count them and learn you have five cows.
• You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
• You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
• You give up counting and open another bottle of
  vodka.

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CHINESE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You have 300 people milking them.
• You claim full employment, high bovine
  productivity and arrest anyone reporting the
  actual numbers.

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MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You ask for government subsidy
• You buy cars, travel overseas and marry again
• Ask for some cows.

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SINGAPORE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• Believe you have a brilliant government
• Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
• You lost all your cows.

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THAILAND ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• Your cows not sick, but your chickens are
• Forget about cows, busy with chickens.

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SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You make one the President and the other the
  Leader of the Opposition !

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