The F Word

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The F Word

• By Chris David Rhodes and Charles David Adey

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Instructions

• Answer the questions
• Dont get any wrong
• Click here to start the F Word

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Is a courgette a

• Fruit
• Vegetable
• Meat
• Sweet
• Chicken Nugget
• Chinese burger

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You are absolutely correct!

• Click here to the next funky question

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Wrong!!! Your rubbish!!!

• Click here to go back and get the question wrong
  again!

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What colour is a banana when its not ripe?

• Orange
• Red
• Purple
• Yellow
• Blue
• Green
• Indigo

• Black
• Pink

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You are absolutely correct!

• Click here to go to the next funky question

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Wrong!!! Your rubbish!!!

• Click here to go back and get the question wrong
  again!

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Spotted Dick is what?

• Fruit
• Vegetable
• Sauce
• Sweet
• Meat
• Grain
• Powder
• Nutty cereal
• Pudding

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Incorrect you silly person your so thick

• Wrong wrong wrong!!!!!!! Click here to get the
  question wrong again

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You are absolutely correct!

• Click here to go to the next funky question

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What is the probability of you having a bite mark
in your bag of peanuts?

• 1 out of 5
• 2 out of 5
• 3 out of 5
• 4 out of 5
• All of them

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Correct!

• Peanuts rule
• Click here to go to the next question

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Wrong

• That was easy click here to have another go

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If you and your friend had a nut and some food.
What would you do?

• Hit your friend with the nut and eat all of the
  food
• Share it all
• Eat the nut and chuck the food in the sea
• Eat the food and the nut
• Sit on a blue chair made of wood

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Naughty you

• You would be sent to prison for assault
• Click here to go back

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Yay

• You would turn out as a nice person
• Click here to go the next funky question

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Alright

• It would be a waste of food but not a waste of
  nut. Also pollution
• Click here to go back

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No

• You would be a greedy pig
• Click here to go back

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No

• You wouldnt have a blue chair in the first place
  
• Click here to go back

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Which chocolate is most likely to make you sick?

• White
• Milk
• Dark
• Extra dark (no milk)

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Maybe youll get it right in the next millennium

• Click here to get the easy peasy lemon squeezy
  question wrong again

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Well done

• I guess your not as thick as you look
• Click here to go to the hard zone

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Where did Mange Tout originate from?

• Brazil
• France
• Africa
• Italy

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Well done

• Click here to go to the next hard question.

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You are absolutely WRONG.

• Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong
• Maybe you should take up yoga.
• Click here if you are willing to have another go

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How many pips do plums have?

• 1
• 4
• 0
• 8
• 27

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You are really getting on my nerves now

• Click here to do the next hard question.

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I am very sorry (not) but you have got the
question wrong

• Click here to have another go

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THE ULTIMATE!!!!!!!

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What is this

• Pear
• Apple
• Courgette
• Orange
• Pineapple
• Cheese

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Correct

• Click here to go to the second part of this
  question

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Wrong

• Click here to go back

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What kind of fungi is on this

• Glomeromycota
• Ascomycota
• Fusarium
• Basidiomycota

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Congratulations you have completed this quiz

• Ur prize a life times supply of peanuts
• Click on the peanuts

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Sorry

• Go back

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Yum Yum

• You ate the peanuts and they only had 5 bite
  marks in them