You might be

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You might be a Mother if
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You might be a Mother if
You count the sprinkles on each kids cupcake
to make sure theyre equal
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You might be a Mother if
You want to take out a contract on the kid
who broke your sons favorite toy car and made
him cry
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You might be a Mother if
Your child throws up -
and you catch it
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You might be a Mother if
Someone elses kid throws up at a birthday
party -
and you keep on eating
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You might be a Mother if
You might be a Mother if
You can place any amount of food on a plate -
You use your own saliva to clean your childs
face
without anything touching
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You might be a Mother if
You read that the average five-year-old asks
437 questions a day -
and feel proud that your kid is above
average
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You might be a Mother if
You might be a Mother if
You realize you have just cut your husbands
chicken breast into bite-size pieces for
him
You hire a sitter because you havent been out
with your husband in ages -
then spend half the night checking on the kids
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You might be a Mother if
You tie your shoelaces in double knots
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You might be a Mother if
You do not have a pen in your purse -
but you do have three crayons and a Barbie
shoe
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You might be a Mother if
You think gourmet food is anything that is
not Macaroni and Cheese
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You might be a Mother if
The Lord God took the man and put him in the
garden of Eden to work it and keep it. And the
Lord God commanded the man, saying, You may
surely eat of every tree of the garden,
You think priceless gifts are the most
simple
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but of the tree of the knowledge of good and
evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you
eat of it you shall surely die.
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Then the Lord God said, It is not good that
the man should be alone I will make him a
helper fit for him.
Genesis 215 18, ESV
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Eve
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The First Woman
Eve
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The First Wife
Eve
The First Woman
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The First Mother
Eve
The First Woman
The First Wife
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Eve