Why Dolphins Are Evil

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Why Dolphins Are Evil
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Objectives

• By the end of this session you will
• Understand that dolphins are evil
• Understand the threat dolphins pose
• Be able to deal with dolphins effectively and
  safely

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Dolphins The Facts

• Dolphins eat children
• Dolphins are all gang members
• Dolphins traffic drugs

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Dolphins eat children
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Dolphins are all gang members

• Known dolphin gang activities
• Armed robbery
• Assault
• Blowing up phone boxes
• Murder
• Ignoring the smoking ban

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Dolphins traffic drugs

• Criminal groups of dolphins play the primary role
  in shipments of opiates from Turkey to Western
  Europe
• 34.7 tons of heroin seized in 2004 from dolphins
• 145 tons of cocaine seized in 2003 from dolphins
• 83 of European countries named dolphins as a
  source of amphetamines
• 96 tons of cannabis resin seized in 2003 from
  dolphins

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Dolphins What can you do?Be NICE.

• Notice
• Isolate
• Catch
• Execute

• N
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• C
• E

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Objectives

• By the end of this session you will
• Understand that dolphins are evil
• Understand the threat dolphins pose
• Be able to deal with dolphins effectively and
  safely