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Any violence in our humour?
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Roadkill
Any violence in our humour?

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• Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• PLATO For the greater good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• ARISTOTLE It is in the nature of chickens to
  cross roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• MARX It was a historical necessity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• TIMOTHY LEARY Because thats the only trip the
  establishment would let it take.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked attackand
  we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of
  nerve gas on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• RONALD REAGAN I forget.

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• CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK
• To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• MARTIN LUTHER KING I envision a world where all
  chickens will be free to cross roads without
  having their motives called into question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your
  own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross
  the road before you believe it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• RICHARD M. NIXON The chicken did not cross the
  road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the
  road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• MACHIAVELLI The point is that the chicken
  crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
  crossing the road justifies whatever motive there
  was.

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At the Road Kill Café
Any violence in our humour?

• JERRY SEINFELD Why does anyone cross the road?
• I mean, doesnt anyone ever think to ask, What
  the heck was the chicken doing wandering around
  all over the place anyway?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned
  that the chicken crossed the road shows your
  underlying sexual insecurity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• BILL GATES I have just released the new Chicken
  Office 2000 which will not only cross roads, but
  will lay eggs, eliminate the DOS Shell, file your
  important documents, and balance your chickbooks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• OLIVER STONE The question is not, Why did the
  chicken cross the road? Rather, it is, Who is
  crossing the road at the same time, whom we
  overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
  crossing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• DARWIN Chickens, over great periods of time,
  have been naturally selected in such a way that
  they are genetically disposed to cross roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• EINSTEIN Whether the chicken crossed the road or
  the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon
  your frame of reference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• KONRAD LORENZ Chickens are hard-wired
• to
• wander
• randomly
• in search of
• food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• BUDDHA Asking the question denies your own
  chicken nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• EMERSON The chicken did not cross the road It
  transcended it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• TEACHER Its a requirement of the ministrya new
  curriculum document.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

• CHICKEN . .. .The Rooster!..

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• HEMINGWAY
• To die.
• In the rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Any violence in our humour?

• COLONEL SANDERS