Top Ten Reasons

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• Top Ten Reasons
• to
• Become a Nurse

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• Pays better than McDonalds..
• though the hours arent as good.

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• Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms.

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• Needles
• tis better to give than to receive!

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• Confidence in reassuring patients that all
  bleeding stops.
• eventually!

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• Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic,
  and exciting
• new diseases.

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• Interesting aromas.

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• Courteous infallible doctors who always leave
  clear orders
• .in perfectly clear handwriting.

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• Someone has to train the physicians.

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• All the latex gloves you could ever want.

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• Celebration of holidays with all your friends
• at work.