Science

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Science

• Weve all been told that science is the bees
  knees and, absolute
• Because theyve proven it scientifically

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Well science is very easy to disprove

• For starters we have all been told that the world
  spins really, really fast to create gravity
• In reality it doesnt

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The scientists tell us that it does

• Yet the ancients prove them wrong

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Remember these guys
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Well they worked out

• Over four thousand five hundred years ago, that
• Number one, we do one full revolution every
  twenty four hours

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Thats why the ancients created these
There called Sundials
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Which means we spin at the same speed as the
little hand on this twenty four hour clock
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Which when you think about it

• Is not really, really fast, because in reality,
  it is
• Really, really slow

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The scientist's credibility is starting to slide

• Their not really as smart as they think they are

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So if they cant even work out how fast the earth
spins

• And they cant even work out gravity
• What the hell else, did they get wrong

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You know what this is
We all live on it
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Its the third rock from the sun

• Remember when we were kids and we would ride our
  pushbikes in the rain

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And as we rode really, really fast

• The water would spin up our backs
• And leave that wet muddy trail right up the
  centre of our shirt

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Well if the scientists were right

• If the earth span as fast as they say it did all
  of the water would spin off into outer space
• Just like it did when we rode our pushbike's in
  the rain

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Dont you feel sorry for those guys

• They dont even notice that the sun is in the
  east every morning
• Let alone had the joy of riding a pushy in the
  rain

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They have probably been so hell bent on proving
themselves right

• That they never even had the opportunity to
  appreciate a sunrise or even a sunset

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The scientific theory is that water expands 20
percent when heated
Yet as a child I learnt that water evaporated at
100 degrees
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You know when you boil a billy
You have to put the lid on it, or it evaporates
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Remember these, we used to eat them as kids
Remember how they expand when there frozen
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An Aussie invented the fridge
To keep the beer cold
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Which goes against the scientific theory
As the refrigerant expands it cools, when it is
compressed it heats Explaining reverse
cycle air conditioning
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Some people cant accept the simple things in life

• The company of a good mate
• Or the company of a good girlfriend
• A loved one
• A bro or sis
• Or simply your mum

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A beautiful day
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A beautiful waterfall
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A tranquil surrounding
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So chill out
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You are You

• And never let anyone,
• Ever take that away from

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YOU