Yo Mamma

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Yo Mamma

• Vocabulary Set 1

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Yo mommas so vociferous, she melted her braces!

• Vo cif er ous vuh SIF uhr uhs or voh SIF uhr
  uhs
• Adj. Loud and forceful
• Vociferous people emit a constant and loud stream
  of noise. Its overpowering. Bobby Knight, one
  of the most successful college basketball coaches
  in history, talks to referees vociferously. That
  is, he yells at them, often in the form of many
  loud curses, one after another. The Hollywood
  image of military drill sergeants is one of
  demanding vociferousness, constantly berating
  soldiers and intimidating them by shouting
  insults.

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Yo mommas pits are so fetid, she slowed down
speed stick!

• Fet id FET id
• Adj. Having an offensive odor
• Lets see, she also made Right Guard turn left
  and made Secret go public. What else? She made
  Old Spice die. And, uh, she made Sure
  reconsider. Those are all the deodorant jokes
  Ive got. Fetid means foul-smelling, malodorous.
  

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Yo momma is so succulent, she creates her own au
jus when she sleeps!

• suc cu lent SUK yoo lent
• Adj. Juicy and tender
• Perhaps its more dangerous to utter yo momma
  compliments than insults. One does not like to
  think of a mother as succulent. Unless that
  one is Oedipus. Succulent means juicy,
  though we have yet to see a pair of low-riding
  sweat pants with the word succulent across the
  butt. Give it time. More generally, succulent
  can mean delectable, rich in desirable qualities.
  Meats are often described as succulent, which is
  another reason that you want to be careful to
  whose momma you attribute succulence.

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Yo mommas hands are so turgid, she uses a hoola
hoop as a pinky ring!

• Tur gid
• Adj. swollen
• Things that are turgid
• Uhbody parts that you should cover up!
• A bladder.varicose veins
• A swollen broken hand
• Certain celebrities egos
• What else?