How we pass our days in MIKE lab

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How we pass our days in MIKE lab

• Murmured by Dr. Arnon Rungsawang
• Massive Information Knowledge Engineering
• Dept. of Computer Engineering
• Faculty of Engineeing, Kasetsart University
• Bangkok, Thailand.

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Murmured Legends

• Color joking color
• Color emphasized color
• Color true color
• he, him the boss
• they spiders

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First question, how many working days in a week?

• Our team leader always says that you work when
  you feel comfortable, you work hard for the best
  you would get, ..
• He also always say that the working hour in MIKE
  lab can be 24/24 and 7/7 if you always feel good
  of what you are doing.
• For him, I think hes never heard a clock chimes,
  and it seems that he addicts with his work 24
  hours a day

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What kind of research work MIKE people adore?

• Almost everything about the WWW
• IG abuse the network, e.g. releasing some clumsy
  spiders to wander the web,
• IM abuse the hard disk space and CPU time with
  unarranged web, both its hyperlink and data.
• QP imitate the Google but overwhelm the user
  with bad results, hey hey hey!
• Waste the MAEKA CPU time, hey.. abuse abuse and
  abuse again and again, how stupid we are!
• And the Linuxian things, e.g. Linux CD Harddisk-
  less, DDoS detect, Security framework,

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Stupid spiders, what are they?

• Spiders wander the web by following the
  hyperlinks.
• They analyze the web, synthesize the knowledge of
  what they see, and follow to other hyperlinks,
  besides exploit the network bandwidth.

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The data the spiders get is really useful?

• Certainly!
• if they can recognize that web page again.
• If they can well distinguish one from another.
• If they can decide which pages to keep or which
  hyperlinks to follow.
• If they can know the next time they should visit
  for a newer version of that page.

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How can MIKE manage the gigantic data of web
retrieved?

• Just keep it in every PC in clusters or machine
  in grid computing infra-structure.
• Just arrange it well so that we can reach one of
  the web pages easily and rapidly.
• Or just buy more hard disk or invest more with
  the network equipments

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Is the hyperlink knowledge useful?

• Yep, this make us know about which pages are the
  most popular?
• The pages that most people like to reference.
• The clouding cluster of web pages.
• Summary of a web page by dereferencing.

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How MIKE people abuse the MAEKA?

• Imitate oneself as a cluster computing expert.
• Burning the CPUs 24H/day, 7/7
• Exploiting many disk space,
• Abusing the network bandwidth.

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Seem that MIKE work steps through Grid!

• Yep, at the moment we are devising a GridIR
  prototype on AP-Grid.
• Try to put more load to other computing clusters
  around the world.
• Let they known, who is the real devil or real
  voice of application killer!
• Epidemic of Distributionism thought

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Is there any training thing in MIKE lab?

• Never, never, and never.
• But I always see him (ie., the leader) talk,
  talk, talk, without doing many research things.
  I wonder if one can let the research go on its
  way by just talking and not doing!
• Am I joking?

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Is there any lab meeting aboard or outside KU?

• Have ever heard that almost every student goes
  aboard to talk for his own work.
• Sometime hear that they arrange their meeting au
  bord de la mer (near the sea shore), or dans la
  montain (on the moutain), but I do not believe
  this.

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Two years are enough to waste my time in MIKE lab?

• Do nothing, I say for 3 or 4 years are not
  enough.
• I am very busy with my job, not research work,
  how long I gonna find out my way to leave?

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Voice from some research students in MIKE lab!

• Research likes a painful thing, that can hurt you
  a lot, a lot, and a lot.
• Work hard likes salt that make you more hurt, but
  it heals.
• Young students scream likes prisoners.
• Expert students become sadism! Or masochism!
• Cause when you are expert, you can
  learn much from your painful experience and can
  find your way out, unless escape from the
  problem.

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Finally, is the leader generous and helpful?

• No, no, he will kick you out if you are busy with
  you job too much.
• Quite cruel if the research work has not been
  done as it should be.
• But if you are sincere with him, he is quite
  helpful.

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If I need more information about MIKE lab, I can
..

• Talk directly with him, ie. the leader.
• Talk with his students, alumni, taxi or tri-cycle
  drivers, truck drivers
• Visit their web site www.mikelab.net which has
  never been updated since a million year!
• Visit their lab on the 7th floor, 707.
• See their publication list.
• Thank you for your attention.